11th October 2004, 9:22 PM
<a href="http://www.homestarrunner.com/">Homestar Runner</a> is freaking awesome. If you don't agree, then you will recieve... the double deuce! Well, maybe a single deuce, the other one will be busy like, taking your stuff. You know, like your DVD player, or maybe your VCR if you don't have one of those... And then a toaster, and that TV guide from 3 months ago on the table there... Seriously, what's up with that? Ya think it's going to help you out there pal? Got a time machine and you are prepairing, for your fabulous 3 months trip? Yeah, way to shoot for the moon there. Yeesh, what a pack rat... Yeah I know, you just didn't "clean it off" or something, but really, there's like a whole box of twinkies there, and it's open, and it's totally not looking good. I know it's halloween but I really don't think they made any freakin' green colored twinkies man.
So anyway, to that, I say, thank you again for your stupid peoples, and I'm gonna take your stuff while hitting you, maybe spit on you, or like, trick you into thinking I'm going to use the one deuce, but then I use the other, you know that thing, or the one where I wind up a deuce but then I kick you in the knee, that's a good one. Also, the one from the stooges where I do the eye poke, but you block it with your hands, but then I... I kick you again. See? I'm always ahead of you, so clever.
The paper, take us out.
So anyway, to that, I say, thank you again for your stupid peoples, and I'm gonna take your stuff while hitting you, maybe spit on you, or like, trick you into thinking I'm going to use the one deuce, but then I use the other, you know that thing, or the one where I wind up a deuce but then I kick you in the knee, that's a good one. Also, the one from the stooges where I do the eye poke, but you block it with your hands, but then I... I kick you again. See? I'm always ahead of you, so clever.
The paper, take us out.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)