Criminals are retards

[Dark Lord Neo]

No the best shirt I've ever seen said
"Jesus Saves, Rest Take Damage"

[Geno]

I don't have a car so I put my "WARNING: BEWARE OF THE KILLER HAMSTER" bumper sticker on my hamster's cage. It's too small for a car anyway.

[alien space marine]

Unicycles are fun!

[Geno]

Mart carts at grocery stores suck ass. They go at a maximum of 5 MPH, making it less fun to drive it across a parking lot back into the store whenever a customer uses one.