"That wasn't arson, officer! ... What, someone saw me going up to my house with a truckful of gasoline and a welding torch? Filthy liars! And the rumors that I got a big new insurance policy on the house the day before the fire have no more truth to them, I say!" :)
Darunia would of course yell at the police that it was HIS house to burn to the ground :D.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)