My cat can beat up your cat

[Great Rumbler]

WOW.

[Undertow]

AHA! Take THAT all you pacifists who said if I ignore it, it'll go away. OB1 and ASM; two of my time-honored nemesis here. I could've only expected it'd be them. I only wish that the poor GI who those insane assholes executed could've been you two.

Flipping out doesn't seem to be working, either.

PS: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY KITTIES?!?!

[Great Rumbler]

Azumanga Daioh!!!


How about these cats?!

[OB1]

Those are awesome. What's that from, Undertow? GTO?

[alien space marine]

Samurai Pizza cats!

[OB1]

I know what GR's thing is from, I was referring to Undertow's.

[Undertow]

Those are awesome. What's that from, Undertow? GTO?

Nope. Azumanga Daioh.

[OB1]

Oh... so that wasn't just gibberish that GR spat out. :D

[Great Rumbler]

No, that's actually what the anime is called [and manga, hence the name].

[Darunia]

Darunia, you can't be serious, you are offended that someone called your CAT a nazi? A cat can't possibly be a nazi, and the ridiculousness of that is exactly why it's funny! It's funny because it's NOT true.

For those of you with a kindergarten-education, (or a Canadian master's degree equivalency,) I'll explain the metaphor: ASM, by way of my cat, is calling me a nazi again. I wouldn't care if he called my cat something unrelated, like Genghis Khan or Kim Jung. You see, his chosing Hitler reflects the infamous, running joke.

[alien space marine]

One of them is named Napoleon , So it wouldnt be as funny if it waisnt hitler.

I think you just cant take a Joke , No one is gonna believe that your cat is a Nazi , Unless he is Hitler reincarnated as a cat which would be cool.

This is a far cry from calling your Parents Nazis.

[Moiraine]

For those of you with a kindergarten-education, (or a Canadian master's degree equivalency,)

That was great.

[alien space marine]

Hey I may have never finnished highschool, But atleast I never got my education at a Hitler youth prep school like Darunia.:D

[Moiraine]

Hey I may have never finnished highschool, But atleast I never got my education at a Hitler youth prep school like Darunia.:D

Too bad you can't insult Darunia with anything OTHER than Hitler.

[alien space marine]

His parents are clowns and they like the Banana Dance

Darunia was Concieved when his parents tried to make a condom with a regular balloon and it blew up and Darunia got hatched.

[UltraMarioMan]

Argh my fragile mind is scarred!!

[Great Rumbler]

You can't gouge out your mind's eye!!

[Darunia]

Hey I may have never finnished highschool, But atleast I never got my education at a Hitler youth prep school like Darunia.

You...never finished HIGH SCHOOL! I can't belive, it I mean it isn't like you can't spell or punctuate for SHIT!

Let's count the dumbass backwater Canadian typos together!

1.) finnished = finished
2.) highschool = high school
3.) But = but
4.) atleast = at least
5.) Hitler youth = Hitler Youth

SESAME STREET COUNT: Five, FIVE typos in one sentence, aw-aw-aw!

[alien space marine]

At least I waisnt born from a malfunctioning Condom.

I am glad too see the getstoppo docters did a good job creating the perfect Arian child out of a petridish.It makes me wonder what my life would have been like if I had been in the same Hitler Youth prep school as you?

[Moiraine]

At least I waisnt born from a malfunctioning Condom.

I am glad too see the getstoppo docters did a good job creating the perfect Arian child out of a petridish.It makes me wonder what my life would have been like if I had been in the same Hitler Youth prep school as you?

:poop:

[Weltall]

Enough of that, the both of you. It's seriously getting out of hand.

[alien space marine]

LOL! Moiraine that is fucking funny!

Ok I'll stop now , Since I am not protected like Lazy fat bum.

[Moiraine]

LOL! Moiraine that is fucking funny!

Ok I'll stop now , Since I am not protected like Lazy fat bum.

Hey is not protected. He is just <b>funnier</b> than you. Yea the whole Nazi thing is gettin out of hand so drop it.

[Weltall]

It's not a matter of protection. lazy hasn't done anything in days.

[Great Rumbler]

GR: But I have!

Everyone else: No you haven't!

GR: ...I know.

[Darunia]

Do all Canadians capitalize "condom"? Is it a proper name in Canada? I know that Canada is a foreign country, with dialect and all that; but I thought words like "doctor" and "aryan" would've been the same. At least you read my last memo; this time you spelled "Hitler Youth" and "at least" correctly!! This is a momentous day for Canada, here comes the next prime minister, 'ey? I don't even need to reply to the nazi jokes; coming from a kindergartener or smarter would've hurt, but from a Canadian...well...I'm just glad I'm not one of you nullables.

[alien space marine]

does the Banana dance.

[Dark Jaguar]

Yeah, the nazi thing was funny when lazy was doing it, in fact utterly HILARIOUS. However, people can run a joke thin, and I'm fairly certain when you do it for days on end, it's run it's course. I will say that cat thing was funny though.

Eh, anyway, back to how my cat could totally beat up all your cats. My cat has long hair, which means before your cats can attack mine, they have to get through the armor of HAIR! Also, my cat does the awesome battle pose of "I'm on my back twitching wildly while batting at something in the air"! No one can defeat it!

Gomez Adams! *backflips into next room, but is on roof so accidently backflips off rooftop, then bounces off of one of those cloth rain guard thingies, and bounces up and catches a guy's open window sill*

[Darunia]

My little girl cat has long hair too---so long that she can manipulate it to assume a shape; so that you'll attack the fake, hollow shell of her hair, while she'll circle around you and CRUSH YOU!

[Geno]

My cat may be a mild mannered cat by day, but by night, he's...

...barely able to dodge vehicles due to his pitch-black fur.

And he could kick your cat's ass into next week!

[Weltall]

THERE IS A PUSSY ON MY HEAD.

[Great Rumbler]

:clap:

[Dark Lord Neo]

Its ilegal in France to name a pet Napoleon, An old law that the Napoleon made when he found out a county fair named the prized Pig Napoleon he had the name baned off the list of pet names and whoever broke the law would be hanged.

Atleast non his cats are Named Hitler. :D

Napoleon didn't make that law
That law wasn't created until afger Orwell wrote Animal Farm. Some people in France were offended by the fact that the name Napoleon was used to refer to a pig, and on top of that a communist one

[lazyfatbum]

WHAT!? It's natural! EVERYBODY does it!

And yeah it's getting out of hand, Darunia. Stop killing Jews with your cat. Bob Barker's right, people like you shouldn't own cats. All you people do is let them run around outside... never getting them nutered... and then teach them to commit genocide. I mean seriously, enough is enough.

[alien space marine]

You realize that counts as Porn.

[lazyfatbum]

Maybe on your planet, ASM. On my planet, it's a nude woman peeing in the toilet. It's as much an artwork as any other nude photo, painting or sculpture.

Even in Europe can you find statues of nude children urinating. I speak the truth.

I dare you to prove me wrong.

*cracks knuckles*

Double dog dare you.

[alien space marine]

Those naked children peeing are statues carved in stone, It isnt real piss but water that someone like you would probaily jump and grab that little kid statues weiner and start drinking.

Sure alot of artwork has naked children in it , But a real life picture of a naked child doing sexual positions. (includes pissing because thats somthing you crazy porn addicts enjoy) So if it is a Kodak or Polaroid picture it is Porn! unless your the father or mom and your kid decided to take his first piss and you had to take a picture otherwise its the same as kiddie porn.How many countless parents get charged for pediphilia because they never thought for a second "Why is he naked"?

A woman taking a piss on the Toilet is fucking Porn! If it was a statue or cartoon it would be Anime Porn which is still conciderd porn.

As for punching my face , You can sure try to hit me through that monitor screen of yours, I hear there made of a inch of lead.

Unless you have the money to fly over to canada and then bother to search were I live, Even if you knew what town I live in you still couldnt find me.

For all you know I am some where in the caribean sipping a nice cold pepsi with Rum in it.

[Geno]

:confused2

Screw you guys, home. *point*

[lazyfatbum]

So a statue depicting a person peeing is beautiful art, a painting depicting a person peeing is beautiful art but a picture depicting a person peeing is porn?

You are a large funny idiot and I make fun of your parents behind your back. You are like Don Knotts, except when you make rediculous comments you actually mean them and you dont have any of those funny "Watch out I know kung fu!" faces, instead you simply look old and spout artistic nonesence, the worst parts of Don Knotts. Ignorant bastard, I spat on your bald crotch.

[lazyfatbum]

Oh and just in case you might have balls:

6555 B
Hidden Walk Dr.
Winter Park, FL
32792

Phone: 407 671 2593

[lazyfatbum]

Oh I get it, I said *cracks knuckles* and you thought that meant I was going to hit you.

No, no. What I meant is that I will create a huge elaborate argument proving my point through words and visuals; I would crack my knuckles in preparation of typing. If I wanted to hit you, I would run your IP and find your address by calling your ISP and pretending to be you, then I would approach your place of residence and french kiss your parents and then hit you atleast once.

Lucky for you, i'm not in to that sort o thing currently. Instead, I much rather would enjoy a good tizzy on the ol' message board an rot. Wot wot.

[alien space marine]

Oh I get it, I said *cracks knuckles* and you thought that meant I was going to hit you.

No, no. What I meant is that I will create a huge elaborate argument proving my point through words and visuals; I would crack my knuckles in preparation of typing. If I wanted to hit you, I would run your IP and find your address by calling your ISP and pretending to be you, then I would approach your place of residence and french kiss your parents and then hit you atleast once.

Lucky for you, i'm not in to that sort o thing currently. Instead, I much rather would enjoy a good tizzy on the ol' message board an rot. Wot wot.

Unfortunately you would have to pay a plane ticket or spend 12 hours driving just to get to my place, Not worth the money is it.

Hey I am not agaist nude bodies in works of art ,I wish the Mona Lisa did a nude picture.

but regular shitty polaroid of a woman taking a piss is porn , Since their is nothing artistic about it.
It would be the same as taking a picture at the girl next door changing, Which
isnt a bad thing .

[lazyfatbum]

Nudity isn't porn. Peeing isn't porn.

Porn is when you see a penis going in to a vagina, or anything penetrating an orifice (vagina, anus or mouth). Which is funny that we created that law since McDonald's commercials are then classified as porn (inserting objects in to the mouth). But the laws go much deeper; if a penis, breast or anus or "Phalic shaped device (dildo) is going in the mouth, it's porn. Otherwise it's fine. But then if an infant between the ages of zero and 1 1/2 has a breast in its mouth, it's not porn. But the nipple cant be seen, because then it's nudity. (the entire breast can be seen, but if the nipple shows it is nudity). That's right, even feeding your baby can be porn.

in the above picture we have a nude woman. She is not doing anything sexual. She is peeing in to a toilet. Again, nothing sexual so far. So how can this be porn? Because some people jerk off to it? Dude I know people that jerk off to Disney movies, does that make disney movies porn? Pah-lease. The only thing you can say about that picture is that she's nude, and displays of nudity should never be public or available to minors. But at the same time, in every museum, library, school, place of worship, you name it; Nudity is displayed out in the open and available to anyone because it is considered art and important to our culture.

So how do you prove something is important to our culture? You cant, and therfore nudity is the most common law broken in film, print, television, video games and so on simply because the line of what is wrong and right when it comes to nudity is so blurred.

Lara Croft can wear a string bikini and that's okay. But God forebid a nipple pops out!

[alien space marine]

You know its kind of ironic that you look like Howard Stern?!! Maybe he is your dad?That would explain everything.

If by your definition Porn is somthing that is when a object or genital is inserted into a opening, Perhaps your right in regards to hardcore porn, But there is a such thing as softcore porn like Playboy were not sex or objects and masturbation is involved ( atleast in the pictures) but it is clearly conciderd porn since its in the same porn section at the movie store . (owned!)

Now I am going to repent to god now for my sins for having a sexual discussion with lazy fat bum.No I dont go into the porn sections of movie stores i just glance at them.

may I finally add that not everyone here is 18 yet, You just exposed pornagraphy to children ,I dont care if you think it isnt Porn,sending a picture of my genitals on TC would be gross and obscene and banible regardless of weither it is conciderd porn or not.

But you have no problem showing Gay porn , Since the guy shoved a giant wooden stake up his ass in the Darunia your parents are nazis movie even by your definition you have showed pornagraphic acts on this site.

[lazyfatbum]

I look like Howard Stern...?

Come on stop joking around and have a serious discussion with me. Playboy is not kept in the pornographic sections, most of the time it's out in the open but is covered in plastic as to keep it from being read before buying it and is usually found next to Maxim and other similar publications. I have never seen Playboy being sold next to a Hustler or some softcore porno mag. Because Playboy simply shows nude women and the laws of how Playboys can be displayed in a public store vary from state to state because there is no law on nudity that encompasses the entire country.

And those aren't my definitions of what is porn, it's the United States government definition and the MPAA definitions of pornography. Nudity is not and nor will it ever be pornography, which is why games with nudity are rated M and not A (Adults over 18). And films with nudity can be rated as low as PG-13. You can have a sexual act in a film with two completely clothed people and it will recieve an R rating without any nudity being shown.

Softcore porn is when people engage in a sexual act without showing penetration. Softcore porn is what you see when you watch Cinemax after midnight. Actors and actresses pretending to have sex but you never see anything other than tits and ass; The movie is considered softcore porn because of the engaged sexual acts, not because of the nudity. Who the fuck ever made you think that nudity is softcore porn? Dude if nudity was softcore porn then the Sistine Chapel would be softcore porn. You turd.

See this is why I hate newbies, dont start a discussion unless you have the brain cells to follow it through.

And I got you "owned" right here.

[alien space marine]

You cat killer! I am calling Pussy boots!


Websters definition of Porn.

the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement
2 : material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement
3 : the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction

Some people think the Sustine chapel is porn! I dont but some do.


Playboy is softcore porn , The term Adult entertainment is associated with the sex industry.

Nobody buys playboy to admire the artistic qaulity, They all do it to whack off.

Sure maxim is the same men whack off to it but alot get it so they can pick underware for their wife or girl freind.But its not porn since anybody can whack to a picture of a women in a regular magazine but what makes Playboy different is thats whats its specifically for.

I remeber a group of people had sex in a church since they thought the wall paintings were so Sexually erotic.

One mans porn is another mans piece of art.

[lazyfatbum]

The MPAA and United States Government do not think nudity is porn.

Nudity is not porn.

I am nude right now and I am not porn. If i'm licking a transvestite and humping a pretty girl with a midget in my ass while people beat me with with rubber penises THEN i'm porn. Man that sounds like fun...

[alien space marine]

if I ran naked in the street , I would probaily be arrested.

Nudity isnt proper in society unless you go too a private beach were it is tolerated.