Happy birthday Moiraine!

[lazyfatbum]

"I'm sorry I stepped on your dog, I thought it was your baby."

That's Ethiopian for "Thank you Doc Johnson brand sex toys! Thanks a BUNCH!" only more emphasis on the exclamation point, which is called a fittphafykaflink and looks like this: !\/!\/! and is pronounced "Fibelbelbel-faf-ick-ah-fleenk (using the Nubian Vowels of Tuinglid Double Tongue). Careful not to mix your Nubian Vowels with English ones as you usually end up forming Ethiopian spellings of Nubian Double Tongue curse words, such as Shutterbug (nunu face) and Flockedtree (pooper scooper). Both words refering to the state of one's mother involved in a sexual act.

[Great Rumbler]

Sha.

In my Bizarro Moon language that I made up that means "I do not understand what you just said, but I can surmise that it was meant to be something funny thus I will laugh at it until such time as your first born comes into the world as yellow cloth dispenser salesman and speak unto me the words of Volamoritaire, the third son of the third son of Jeffery Higgins, spokesman for Zezarian Information Technologies [which has not yet come into existance but will in the near future on Mars] and then I will stop laughing and use more vast inner-strength to construct and chair which I will rest in until such time as I deem it necessary to get up."

[Darunia]

:topic:

[Great Rumbler]

What's your point?

[Darunia]

Zombies or vampires?

[Great Rumbler]

It's a draw.

[Laser Link]

As much as I love ninjas, particularly ninja monkeys, and the even more advanced killer coding ninja monkeys, I gotta go with the samurai too.

[Dark Jaguar]

But ninjas have secrecy and throwing abilities! Samurai have the ability to weild two weapons and all, but come on, they can't use special abilities like throwing ninja stars or using magical ninja scrolls!

[Darunia]

Zombies > Samurai + Ninjas x Swiss cheese.

[Great Rumbler]

Samurai-ninjas!!