Darunia Wrote:AHA! Take THAT all you pacifists who said if I ignore it, it'll go away. OB1 and ASM; two of my time-honored nemesis here. I could've only expected it'd be them. I only wish that the poor GI who those insane assholes executed could've been you two.
Flipping out doesn't seem to be working, either.
PS: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MY KITTIES?!?!
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Darunia, you can't be serious, you are offended that someone called your CAT a nazi? A cat can't possibly be a nazi, and the ridiculousness of that is exactly why it's funny! It's funny because it's NOT true.
For those of you with a kindergarten-education, (or a Canadian master's degree equivalency,) I'll explain the metaphor: ASM, by way of my cat, is calling me a nazi again. I wouldn't care if he called my cat something unrelated, like Genghis Khan or Kim Jung. You see, his chosing Hitler reflects the infamous, running joke.
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Darunia Wrote:For those of you with a kindergarten-education, (or a Canadian master's degree equivalency,)
That was great.
~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
alien space marine Wrote:Hey I may have never finnished highschool, But atleast I never got my education at a Hitler youth prep school like Darunia.:D
Too bad you can't insult Darunia with anything OTHER than Hitler.
~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
At least I waisnt born from a malfunctioning Condom.
I am glad too see the getstoppo docters did a good job creating the perfect Arian child out of a petridish.It makes me wonder what my life would have been like if I had been in the same Hitler Youth prep school as you?
alien space marine Wrote:At least I waisnt born from a malfunctioning Condom.
I am glad too see the getstoppo docters did a good job creating the perfect Arian child out of a petridish.It makes me wonder what my life would have been like if I had been in the same Hitler Youth prep school as you?
:poop:
~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
alien space marine Wrote:LOL! Moiraine that is fucking funny!
Ok I'll stop now , Since I am not protected like Lazy fat bum.
Hey is not protected. He is just <b>funnier</b> than you. Yea the whole Nazi thing is gettin out of hand so drop it.
~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
Do all Canadians capitalize "condom"? Is it a proper name in Canada? I know that Canada is a foreign country, with dialect and all that; but I thought words like "doctor" and "aryan" would've been the same. At least you read my last memo; this time you spelled "Hitler Youth" and "at least" correctly!! This is a momentous day for Canada, here comes the next prime minister, 'ey? I don't even need to reply to the nazi jokes; coming from a kindergartener or smarter would've hurt, but from a Canadian...well...I'm just glad I'm not one of you nullables.
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Yeah, the nazi thing was funny when lazy was doing it, in fact utterly HILARIOUS. However, people can run a joke thin, and I'm fairly certain when you do it for days on end, it's run it's course. I will say that cat thing was funny though.
Eh, anyway, back to how my cat could totally beat up all your cats. My cat has long hair, which means before your cats can attack mine, they have to get through the armor of HAIR! Also, my cat does the awesome battle pose of "I'm on my back twitching wildly while batting at something in the air"! No one can defeat it!
Gomez Adams! *backflips into next room, but is on roof so accidently backflips off rooftop, then bounces off of one of those cloth rain guard thingies, and bounces up and catches a guy's open window sill*
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
My little girl cat has long hair too---so long that she can manipulate it to assume a shape; so that you'll attack the fake, hollow shell of her hair, while she'll circle around you and CRUSH YOU!
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alien space marine Wrote:Its ilegal in France to name a pet Napoleon, An old law that the Napoleon made when he found out a county fair named the prized Pig Napoleon he had the name baned off the list of pet names and whoever broke the law would be hanged.
Atleast non his cats are Named Hitler. :D
Napoleon didn't make that law
That law wasn't created until afger Orwell wrote Animal Farm. Some people in France were offended by the fact that the name Napoleon was used to refer to a pig, and on top of that a communist one
And yeah it's getting out of hand, Darunia. Stop killing Jews with your cat. Bob Barker's right, people like you shouldn't own cats. All you people do is let them run around outside... never getting them nutered... and then teach them to commit genocide. I mean seriously, enough is enough.
Maybe on your planet, ASM. On my planet, it's a nude woman peeing in the toilet. It's as much an artwork as any other nude photo, painting or sculpture.
Even in Europe can you find statues of nude children urinating. I speak the truth.
Those naked children peeing are statues carved in stone, It isnt real piss but water that someone like you would probaily jump and grab that little kid statues weiner and start drinking.
Sure alot of artwork has naked children in it , But a real life picture of a naked child doing sexual positions. (includes pissing because thats somthing you crazy porn addicts enjoy) So if it is a Kodak or Polaroid picture it is Porn! unless your the father or mom and your kid decided to take his first piss and you had to take a picture otherwise its the same as kiddie porn.How many countless parents get charged for pediphilia because they never thought for a second "Why is he naked"?
A woman taking a piss on the Toilet is fucking Porn! If it was a statue or cartoon it would be Anime Porn which is still conciderd porn.
As for punching my face , You can sure try to hit me through that monitor screen of yours, I hear there made of a inch of lead.
Unless you have the money to fly over to canada and then bother to search were I live, Even if you knew what town I live in you still couldnt find me.
For all you know I am some where in the caribean sipping a nice cold pepsi with Rum in it.
So a statue depicting a person peeing is beautiful art, a painting depicting a person peeing is beautiful art but a picture depicting a person peeing is porn?
You are a large funny idiot and I make fun of your parents behind your back. You are like Don Knotts, except when you make rediculous comments you actually mean them and you dont have any of those funny "Watch out I know kung fu!" faces, instead you simply look old and spout artistic nonesence, the worst parts of Don Knotts. Ignorant bastard, I spat on your bald crotch.
Oh I get it, I said *cracks knuckles* and you thought that meant I was going to hit you.
No, no. What I meant is that I will create a huge elaborate argument proving my point through words and visuals; I would crack my knuckles in preparation of typing. If I wanted to hit you, I would run your IP and find your address by calling your ISP and pretending to be you, then I would approach your place of residence and french kiss your parents and then hit you atleast once.
Lucky for you, i'm not in to that sort o thing currently. Instead, I much rather would enjoy a good tizzy on the ol' message board an rot. Wot wot.
lazyfatbum Wrote:Oh I get it, I said *cracks knuckles* and you thought that meant I was going to hit you.
No, no. What I meant is that I will create a huge elaborate argument proving my point through words and visuals; I would crack my knuckles in preparation of typing. If I wanted to hit you, I would run your IP and find your address by calling your ISP and pretending to be you, then I would approach your place of residence and french kiss your parents and then hit you atleast once.
Lucky for you, i'm not in to that sort o thing currently. Instead, I much rather would enjoy a good tizzy on the ol' message board an rot. Wot wot.
Unfortunately you would have to pay a plane ticket or spend 12 hours driving just to get to my place, Not worth the money is it.
Hey I am not agaist nude bodies in works of art ,I wish the Mona Lisa did a nude picture.
but regular shitty polaroid of a woman taking a piss is porn , Since their is nothing artistic about it.
It would be the same as taking a picture at the girl next door changing, Which
isnt a bad thing .
Porn is when you see a penis going in to a vagina, or anything penetrating an orifice (vagina, anus or mouth). Which is funny that we created that law since McDonald's commercials are then classified as porn (inserting objects in to the mouth). But the laws go much deeper; if a penis, breast or anus or "Phalic shaped device (dildo) is going in the mouth, it's porn. Otherwise it's fine. But then if an infant between the ages of zero and 1 1/2 has a breast in its mouth, it's not porn. But the nipple cant be seen, because then it's nudity. (the entire breast can be seen, but if the nipple shows it is nudity). That's right, even feeding your baby can be porn.
in the above picture we have a nude woman. She is not doing anything sexual. She is peeing in to a toilet. Again, nothing sexual so far. So how can this be porn? Because some people jerk off to it? Dude I know people that jerk off to Disney movies, does that make disney movies porn? Pah-lease. The only thing you can say about that picture is that she's nude, and displays of nudity should never be public or available to minors. But at the same time, in every museum, library, school, place of worship, you name it; Nudity is displayed out in the open and available to anyone because it is considered art and important to our culture.
So how do you prove something is important to our culture? You cant, and therfore nudity is the most common law broken in film, print, television, video games and so on simply because the line of what is wrong and right when it comes to nudity is so blurred.
Lara Croft can wear a string bikini and that's okay. But God forebid a nipple pops out!
You know its kind of ironic that you look like Howard Stern?!! Maybe he is your dad?That would explain everything.
If by your definition Porn is somthing that is when a object or genital is inserted into a opening, Perhaps your right in regards to hardcore porn, But there is a such thing as softcore porn like Playboy were not sex or objects and masturbation is involved ( atleast in the pictures) but it is clearly conciderd porn since its in the same porn section at the movie store . (owned!)
Now I am going to repent to god now for my sins for having a sexual discussion with lazy fat bum.No I dont go into the porn sections of movie stores i just glance at them.
may I finally add that not everyone here is 18 yet, You just exposed pornagraphy to children ,I dont care if you think it isnt Porn,sending a picture of my genitals on TC would be gross and obscene and banible regardless of weither it is conciderd porn or not.
But you have no problem showing Gay porn , Since the guy shoved a giant wooden stake up his ass in the Darunia your parents are nazis movie even by your definition you have showed pornagraphic acts on this site.
Come on stop joking around and have a serious discussion with me. Playboy is not kept in the pornographic sections, most of the time it's out in the open but is covered in plastic as to keep it from being read before buying it and is usually found next to Maxim and other similar publications. I have never seen Playboy being sold next to a Hustler or some softcore porno mag. Because Playboy simply shows nude women and the laws of how Playboys can be displayed in a public store vary from state to state because there is no law on nudity that encompasses the entire country.
And those aren't my definitions of what is porn, it's the United States government definition and the MPAA definitions of pornography. Nudity is not and nor will it ever be pornography, which is why games with nudity are rated M and not A (Adults over 18). And films with nudity can be rated as low as PG-13. You can have a sexual act in a film with two completely clothed people and it will recieve an R rating without any nudity being shown.
Softcore porn is when people engage in a sexual act without showing penetration. Softcore porn is what you see when you watch Cinemax after midnight. Actors and actresses pretending to have sex but you never see anything other than tits and ass; The movie is considered softcore porn because of the engaged sexual acts, not because of the nudity. Who the fuck ever made you think that nudity is softcore porn? Dude if nudity was softcore porn then the Sistine Chapel would be softcore porn. You turd.
See this is why I hate newbies, dont start a discussion unless you have the brain cells to follow it through.
the depiction of erotic behavior (as in pictures or writing) intended to cause sexual excitement
2 : material (as books or a photograph) that depicts erotic behavior and is intended to cause sexual excitement
3 : the depiction of acts in a sensational manner so as to arouse a quick intense emotional reaction
Some people think the Sustine chapel is porn! I dont but some do.
Playboy is softcore porn , The term Adult entertainment is associated with the sex industry.
Nobody buys playboy to admire the artistic qaulity, They all do it to whack off.
Sure maxim is the same men whack off to it but alot get it so they can pick underware for their wife or girl freind.But its not porn since anybody can whack to a picture of a women in a regular magazine but what makes Playboy different is thats whats its specifically for.
I remeber a group of people had sex in a church since they thought the wall paintings were so Sexually erotic.
The MPAA and United States Government do not think nudity is porn.
Nudity is not porn.
I am nude right now and I am not porn. If i'm licking a transvestite and humping a pretty girl with a midget in my ass while people beat me with with rubber penises THEN i'm porn. Man that sounds like fun...