What IS that walking loogie anyway? It looks like a pokémon actually, sorta like the deranged cousin of the chicorita series or something.
Well, nice to see our midget goron has found a mount capable of carrying it about.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
*The small midget is from Rigel 7--a planet so huge, that even their midgets are as tall as buildings on Earth*
*Gorons are hardy, strong peoples, and are unscathed by the crushing---yet their mounts are squished flat. The hardy Goron troops continue on foot, and overnight take the weakly-defended city of religious liberals*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST
Too bad they weren't YOUR goron troops eh? What with you being an inch tall and your troops being figments or ants or something... not really sure what but either way I can't see them.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
*Annexes West Bank of Tendo City; extracts hefty reparations and occupies Tendo City for a week. At the end of the week, the Gorons withdraw and an orderly peace is restored*
*End of 134,292nd Goron-TC War*
H.R.M. DARVNIVS MAXIMVS EX TENEBRIS EXIT REX DEVSQVE GORONORVMQVE TENDORVM ROMANORVM ET GRÆCORVM OMNIS SEMPER EST