I found them! You didn't say you called yourself Johnny Rumbler! Just Johnny...
Anyhow, I'll post them for the world to see:
Quote: Have you noticed that lots of people send in DRCs that don't have any point? - Johnny Rumbler
Brandon: What's your point?
Quote: Nintendo should release virtual reality goggles for the GC. That way we can all live out our Johnny Mnemonic and/or Lawnmower Man fantasies. - Mr. Rumbler
Brandon: Yeah, because those are really good movies to live out.
It'd be kind of hard to believe that you've NEVER seen last month's issue in stores... given that last month's issue has the current month's name on it...
I bet if you looked you'd see it some places. Given that that's the entire reason that they label the issues a month early, I very highly doubt that it just happens here... :)