What would you like to do?

[OB1]

I'd like to someday have a really fancy dinner party where everyone would have to come in with great, fancy clothes and I'd serve really fancy food, but I'd only have little juice boxes for drinks, so there would be a whole bunch of fancily-dressed rich people drinking from little juice boxes.

I think that'd be awesome.

[-_____-]

What if you gave them sporks as silverware?

[Geno]

And how about toilet paper to use as napkins? *has heavy objects thrown at him*

[OB1]

Good idea!

[Geno]

*eats melted chocolate, then wipes mouth with toilet paper and hands it to OB1* Can you throw this away for me?

[OB1]

Haha, I'm gonna invite you guys over when I have that fancy dinner party.

[Great Rumbler]

Hey, that sounds like fun! And the food could be like hamburgers or pizza or something like that.

[Weltall]

Some musts:

Plastic Silverware.
Dixie cups with cartoon characters.
Paper plates with garish floral designs.
Vinyl tablecloth with pink and green abstract design.
Plastic Lawn chairs.
A big cooler filled with ice for drinks.
Newspaper for tablemats.

You'll be the talk of high society.

[OB1]

Awesome, I can't wait until I become rich and famous and can host a fancy dinner party!

[Weltall]

You don't need to be rich and famous! You just need to know famous people!

For instance, to get noticed, contact your local legislator and tell him you're hosting a charity dinner for... enlarged gonad syndrome, and that you'll promise him votes if he attends. Make it a big media event.

This works better if the legislator in question is up for re-election and his chances don't look too hot.

[OB1]

Alright, I'll do that!


...


someday!

[Weltall]

Alright, I'll do that!


...


someday!

Do it now! It's election year!

[OB1]

Okay!

[Geno]

Don't forget to bring empty Cool Whip containers to use as serving bowls!

[Great Rumbler]

Make sure that whatever food you serve is something that was leftover in the fridge from the day before.

[OB1]

I will!

[Great Rumbler]

Awesome! I'll go get my tux!!

[OB1]

Meet by the corner of 51st and Wiffle Street!

[Weltall]

Awesome! I'll go get my tux!!

Remember that it has to be pink, or powder-blue. And it has to have a flower on the lapel. If you want to get really classy, make sure it squirts water.

[OB1]

I got one of those!

[Great Rumbler]

Make sure to tell ABF to bring seltzer [it likes champaigne but water!!]! Then we can drink it like rich, snooty people!

[A Black Falcon]

Because sparkling cider would be much too nice for this party, I'm sure. It actually comes in a winebottle-shaped bottle. :)

But what about soda? That's much classier than seltzer...

[Weltall]

Under the tux: A T-Shirt that advertises beer, preferably Bud or Miller.

And don't forget the flip-flops.

[Great Rumbler]

And everyone drives trucks instead of limos.

[Weltall]

And everyone parks them on the side of a deserted road, sits in the back with a bottle of southern comfort, and strums a banjo.

[Geno]

Don't forget a cowboy hat, a six pack, and a box of Marlboro Ultra Light 100's Menthol!

[Weltall]

No! Real white trash smoke Marlboro REDS.

[OB1]

Man, we'd make a real kick-ass party.

[Great Rumbler]

How come people don't come to us to organize their parties?

[OB1]

The same reason why nobody bought BG&E and Prince of Persia: they're all idiots.

[Great Rumbler]

Yeah, people are stupid. Our parties are awesome.

[-_____-]

Tendo City, Party Liasons!

[A Black Falcon]

Quality is overrated, everyone knows that the more liscences something has the better it is...

[Geno]

When we're done, let's t.p. the neighbors' houses!

This party's gonna rock! I better get my suit pressed!

[OB1]

WOO!

[Great Rumbler]

Woo! Fancy Party!

[Geno]

I'm going mudriding after the party. Who wants to come?

[OB1]

murdering?

[Geno]

No... mudriding. (Mud riding.) It's something the rednecks do here. I never really saw the point of it... they drive their car or truck in the mud, put themselves at risk of getting stuck, and get their vehicle very dirty. Yet it's somehow supposed to be fun. That's Alabama for you.

[OB1]

Huh. Murdering sounds kinda weird.

[Great Rumbler]

put themselves at risk of getting stuck,

That's what mud tires are for! And four-wheel drive!

[Geno]

Yeah, forget mudriding, let's murder!

[Great Rumbler]

Wooo! Murder Party!

[OB1]

First stop: ABF's house!!

[A Black Falcon]

You'd have to find me first! :)

[OB1]

Well I know your first and middle name... the state you live in... the school you go to... the contents of your diary (btw I think you should go for it-- Susie just might like you back!) ...

[Laser Link]

If you do this party thing, make sure you wear this:

<a href="http://www.fancydeluxe.com/info/product.cfm?categoryID=44&productID=261&mainCatID=3" ><img src="http://www.fancydeluxe.com/images/fashion/suit_ducttape.jpg" alt="Duct Tape Rules!"></a>

[OB1]

Damn that's awesome.

[A Black Falcon]

I haven't said the school I go to, I think... but you should know both that and my last name if you have a brain...

[OB1]