Tendo City

[lazyfatbum]

Every once in a great while i'll make a thread and this is one of those times.

I have just graduated Film School and am about to start the long journey of carreer. With a wife who makes me better than I am and a future that is confusing and infinite.

As some of you know I jump from idea to idea, sometimes a film script, sometimes a video game, well I've decided to go after both and that means absolutely no life what so ever. :)

I am taking this small break after school to reflect and gather.

How that, just a few years ago, I was locked in a room, depressed and without meaning. And during that time of some 10 years I made a prolific discovery. All of you, some I have known for the past 5 years or more have made an impact on me. I used you all many times to test dialogue and transition in conversation, to discover the phonetic reasoning behind certain phrases and words and often to test my ability to tell stories. All of you, some which are gone now helped me by guiding me and giving me an optimistic attitude towards my abilities, even giving me an ego - something I was severely lacking in my child hood. I just wanted to take this time to thank all of you. I used to be here everyday, spending hours at a time, but I just cant do that anymore.

This isn't goodbye, I will be back. And when I am, I hope to see all of you here in our little corner of the internet.

Thank you, Tendo City.


PS. I almost forgot to mention that I DRINK GRAPE JUICE RIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE!!11 Not that Dark Jaguar is a woman or anything I just cant BLOWJOB!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! WHEN BUNNY GIRL AND MAPEL GIRL RUB THEIR SHINING BUTTS TOGETHER I BEGIN TO THINK OF MOMMIES MILK LIKE NATURE INTENDED Like a young boy's bottom, smooth and suple, like balloons only less sticky. GO! LET HIM FIND HIS DESTINY! *talks from behind an ape mask* OMG wear is DA MAN?///? WARE IS DR. LOVE???// I AM SO THE HORNIEST :( :( :( :( Lavos, the destroyer of civilizations and GGGWWWWWAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIHHJJJJ!111 That I should bestow upon you the greatest treasure, the Golden Ass of Power if you can bring me pictures of horses WHAT?? THERE IS NO EMERALD NIPS OF SANITY! ONLY THE GOLDEN TITS OF GLORY! Yunno what Stanely Kubrick would say? :) Last night I weeped in to a half filled glass wondering where the ring went, a strange luminescent ring it often brought me hope when I killed for business or pleasure but stranger still what sleep is here? what mortal shuffling rithes in the snakes umptuos coiling? Weapon in my hand, my hand... the arcing deathblow to the end of all things. The horror. The horror... I embrace it. DOLPHIN FUCK?????/!!?!?!/1/ MONKEY SHIT PICKLE SPERM!!!! LET'S VAGINA COCK FUCK! ***I'M A DWARF**** PERFECT DARK MAKES MY PENIS HARD WITH IT'S PERFECT DARK GOODNESS AND I FOUND THE NUDE CODE *strips nude* HAHAHA??? SCREW FRANCE! SCREW FRANCE AND CANADA OH JESUS SHIT I *HATE* PRIME MINISTERS! IF THERE'S ONE THING i CANT STAND IT'S PRIME MINISTERS! AND WATERY CANADIAN BEER! AND THE TOAST ARMIES! TOAST AND SCONES AND WATERY BEER! ITS NOT EVEN JU! Ju la.... rounge dela ju ju poo poo ahha! oui oui! And now cooking with Swedish Chef: Indur flingder bonder furd, firsten putin dur olives and dur extra virgin olive oil, also called "Nickdaddyg" in many parts of the world, expecially ASSTRAILIA, IF YOU'RE FROM ASSTRAILIA AND YOU GO TAKE A WALK YOU SHOULD LOOK BEHIND YOU BECAUSE I BET YOU'VE GOT AN ASSTRAILIN'YA! OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM A GENIUS ON CRACK *measures penis* ITS LIKE A GOD DAMN SPEAR, I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU LIKE A SON THAT I FUCK! What are you Irish!?

Luigi: *throws a mushroom*

Mushroom: ....

Mario: What do I do with this??

Mushroom: ....eat me

Mario: What!?

The PS2's thick black hull gleems silently in the darkened night.

PS2: No one cares about you anymore! They want realism! They want to see BLOOD! No one gives a shit about a boy who rides a horse or a 40 year old imp from a make-believe land! They want GRIT and GUNS

Luigi: Thisa looks like a the end, a Mario...

Suddenly off the horizon a shine of bright light blinds the people below in the crowd. The PS2 redies it's SHIT FLOOD cannons.

Samus Aran: Not if I can help it! *has the lesbian entercourse with Link*

Link: ... .. ........... .. .....!!!1

Ultra Mario Man: *Elvis Bomb!*

A glass of fruit juice: Well bless my soul what's a wrong with me, i'm itchin like a bear on a fuzzy tree

Warlock from Hell: *rubs Ecco the Dolphin on his crotch* DANCING QUEEN!!!!! ONLY 17!!!!!!! FUCK, I need a girlfriend

N-Man: oui oui

Nickdaddyg: Why get a girlfriend when you live with your mom? I lift weights!

Weltall: Trust me, you dont want one. Only bad things happen. Very, very bad things.

50 gallon tub of horse cum: tee hee

OB1: You're an idiot! fuck you, all you ever do is say penis! You're an idiot! I want friends. :(

MY ROBE SMELLS OF EJACULATION

"Well maybe if you actually TRIED listening to the people on this board you would realize how much we do love it and we would like to say whatever we want without mods going in and cleaning it up.

Ice-9: I built this place, and I can destroy it.

Countdown: E3 2000!

Countdown: Perfect Dark!

Countdown: Things you hate!

Countdown: Shoshinkai (sp?)

Post your picture!

Favorite car?

Twin towers attacked

"I went over to the Nintendorks board and all they ever did was talk about sex. Like they know what sex is."

Get on ICQ! Get on MSN! Get AIM! Get on MIRC! NINTENDO ANNOUNCES METROID PRIME Square is leaving Nintendo for good..... Did you see the new Zelda??? I cant believe it! It's not Zelda!!! Rare is leaving Nintendo! Hahaha... Microsoft is making a game console, like that will ever work. No seriousely, it will probably never function correctly. Square is making games for Nintendo systems! SPIDERMAN HAS MADE YOU GAY COLIN FERRAL! WITH THE POWER OF BLEACH! THE FINITE REACHES OF SPACE MAKE YOU GO NUTSY LICK ME! NUMBLY WITMIRE PUDDING SHAMP! "Ryan, I met this girl on the internet..." MY DOG TOOK A BIG KRAP! MY DOG TOOK A BIG KRAP! It's gtood to have friends like you guys, so at 4 in the morning we can BLOWJOB!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!1 KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

"...I think I got banned again... :("

lazy--

[OB1]

You're saying goodbye even though you've posted a total of three times this year?

[OB1]

But uh... good luck with your carreer and stuff.

[A Black Falcon]

Yeah, I'd say Lazy has been mostly gone for some time now... still, nice to see you come back sometimes. :)

[N-Man]

Heh... good luck with your film-making things, lazy. I hope I can watch one of your movies someday (or do I?).

[Great Rumbler]

Originally posted by lazyfatbum
Every once in a great while i'll make a thread and this is one of those times.

I have just graduated Film School and am about to start the long journey of carreer. With a wife who makes me better than I am and a future that is confusing and infinite.

As some of you know I jump from idea to idea, sometimes a film script, sometimes a video game, well I've decided to go after both and that means absolutely no life what so ever. :)

I am taking this small break after school to reflect and gather.

How that, just a few years ago, I was locked in a room, depressed and without meaning. And during that time of some 10 years I made a prolific discovery. All of you, some I have known for the past 5 years or more have made an impact on me. I used you all many times to test dialogue and transition in conversation, to discover the phonetic reasoning behind certain phrases and words and often to test my ability to tell stories. All of you, some which are gone now helped me by guiding me and giving me an optimistic attitude towards my abilities, even giving me an ego - something I was severely lacking in my child hood. I just wanted to take this time to thank all of you. I used to be here everyday, spending hours at a time, but I just cant do that anymore.

This isn't goodbye, I will be back. And when I am, I hope to see all of you here in our little corner of the internet.

Thank you, Tendo City.


PS. I almost forgot to mention that I DRINK GRAPE JUICE RIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE!!11 Not that Dark Jaguar is a woman or anything I just cant BLOWJOB!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!! WHEN BUNNY GIRL AND MAPEL GIRL RUB THEIR SHINING BUTTS TOGETHER I BEGIN TO THINK OF MOMMIES MILK LIKE NATURE INTENDED Like a young boy's bottom, smooth and suple, like balloons only less sticky. GO! LET HIM FIND HIS DESTINY! *talks from behind an ape mask* OMG wear is DA MAN?///? WARE IS DR. LOVE???// I AM SO THE HORNIEST :( :( :( :( Lavos, the destroyer of civilizations and GGGWWWWWAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIHHJJJJ!111 That I should bestow upon you the greatest treasure, the Golden Ass of Power if you can bring me pictures of horses WHAT?? THERE IS NO EMERALD NIPS OF SANITY! ONLY THE GOLDEN TITS OF GLORY! Yunno what Stanely Kubrick would say? :) Last night I weeped in to a half filled glass wondering where the ring went, a strange luminescent ring it often brought me hope when I killed for business or pleasure but stranger still what sleep is here? what mortal shuffling rithes in the snakes umptuos coiling? Weapon in my hand, my hand... the arcing deathblow to the end of all things. The horror. The horror... I embrace it. DOLPHIN FUCK?????/!!?!?!/1/ MONKEY SHIT PICKLE SPERM!!!! LET'S VAGINA COCK FUCK! ***I'M A DWARF**** PERFECT DARK MAKES MY PENIS HARD WITH IT'S PERFECT DARK GOODNESS AND I FOUND THE NUDE CODE *strips nude* HAHAHA??? SCREW FRANCE! SCREW FRANCE AND CANADA OH JESUS SHIT I *HATE* PRIME MINISTERS! IF THERE'S ONE THING i CANT STAND IT'S PRIME MINISTERS! AND WATERY CANADIAN BEER! AND THE TOAST ARMIES! TOAST AND SCONES AND WATERY BEER! ITS NOT EVEN JU! Ju la.... rounge dela ju ju poo poo ahha! oui oui! And now cooking with Swedish Chef: Indur flingder bonder furd, firsten putin dur olives and dur extra virgin olive oil, also called "Nickdaddyg" in many parts of the world, expecially ASSTRAILIA, IF YOU'RE FROM ASSTRAILIA AND YOU GO TAKE A WALK YOU SHOULD LOOK BEHIND YOU BECAUSE I BET YOU'VE GOT AN ASSTRAILIN'YA! OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM A GENIUS ON CRACK *measures penis* ITS LIKE A GOD DAMN SPEAR, I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU LIKE A SON THAT I FUCK! What are you Irish!?

Luigi: *throws a mushroom*

Mushroom: ....

Mario: What do I do with this??

Mushroom: ....eat me

Mario: What!?

The PS2's thick black hull gleems silently in the darkened night.

PS2: No one cares about you anymore! They want realism! They want to see BLOOD! No one gives a shit about a boy who rides a horse or a 40 year old imp from a make-believe land! They want GRIT and GUNS

Luigi: Thisa looks like a the end, a Mario...

Suddenly off the horizon a shine of bright light blinds the people below in the crowd. The PS2 redies it's SHIT FLOOD cannons.

Samus Aran: Not if I can help it! *has the lesbian entercourse with Link*

Link: ... .. ........... .. .....!!!1

Ultra Mario Man: *Elvis Bomb!*

A glass of fruit juice: Well bless my soul what's a wrong with me, i'm itchin like a bear on a fuzzy tree

Warlock from Hell: *rubs Ecco the Dolphin on his crotch* DANCING QUEEN!!!!! ONLY 17!!!!!!! FUCK, I need a girlfriend

N-Man: oui oui

Nickdaddyg: Why get a girlfriend when you live with your mom? I lift weights!

Weltall: Trust me, you dont want one. Only bad things happen. Very, very bad things.

50 gallon tub of horse cum: tee hee

OB1: You're an idiot! fuck you, all you ever do is say penis! You're an idiot! I want friends. :(

MY ROBE SMELLS OF EJACULATION

"Well maybe if you actually TRIED listening to the people on this board you would realize how much we do love it and we would like to say whatever we want without mods going in and cleaning it up.

Ice-9: I built this place, and I can destroy it.

Countdown: E3 2000!

Countdown: Perfect Dark!

Countdown: Things you hate!

Countdown: Shoshinkai (sp?)

Post your picture!

Favorite car?

Twin towers attacked

"I went over to the Nintendorks board and all they ever did was talk about sex. Like they know what sex is."

Get on ICQ! Get on MSN! Get AIM! Get on MIRC! NINTENDO ANNOUNCES METROID PRIME Square is leaving Nintendo for good..... Did you see the new Zelda??? I cant believe it! It's not Zelda!!! Rare is leaving Nintendo! Hahaha... Microsoft is making a game console, like that will ever work. No seriousely, it will probably never function correctly. Square is making games for Nintendo systems! SPIDERMAN HAS MADE YOU GAY COLIN FERRAL! WITH THE POWER OF BLEACH! THE FINITE REACHES OF SPACE MAKE YOU GO NUTSY LICK ME! NUMBLY WITMIRE PUDDING SHAMP! "Ryan, I met this girl on the internet..." MY DOG TOOK A BIG KRAP! MY DOG TOOK A BIG KRAP! It's gtood to have friends like you guys, so at 4 in the morning we can BLOWJOB!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHA!!!!1 KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!

"...I think I got banned again... :("

lazy--

[Weltall]

I WILL BADLY RAPE YOU WITH MY HAMMER BUT I PROMISE I WILL IMRPOVE WITH EXPERIENCE.

[The Former DMiller]

Kick some ass in the movie industry Lazy...until you get bored with it that is. :)

[alien space marine]

I am not sure , But I think france has a president.

[Laser Link]

"...I think I got banned again... "

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Wow, I can't believe you are done already! That is amazing. You must have really worked your butt off. Great job and congrats. Keep chasing your dreams no matter what anybody else says. Your perseverance has been an inspiration to me when I get so sick of all this stuff and just want to quit. So thank you bud. :)

Maybe someday we'll work together on some extremely-twisted-yet-somehow-genius project...

[alien space marine]

My project was to not get baned,

[Lord Shockwave]

Congrats ya crazy fucktard welcome to the ranks of graduate. Now find me a job fucker. :):bang:

[Dark Jaguar]

Saweet! You now have more N.O. than all of us! Summon one of those guitars that are like, double guitars, ya know? And pull it from your HEAD! Also, I hope to follow you, surpass you, and completely destroy and rebuild the entire universe, which is to say I mean change humanity. For the better I mean. Well, except that experimental alternate reality I will create that will have everyone with horrible unending fires in their very MOUTHS with eternal screaming but they live on each day not knowing of any way but the way of PAIN, brought by Sauroman, which yes, yes, I INVENTED!

Good luck! That is to say, SUCCEED BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU CAN, and oh yes, BECAUSE YOU ALSO ACTUALLY WENT ABOUT DOING IT!

[EdenMaster]

I salute you! You the laziest, fattest of all bums! I wish you well in whatever your future holds, you and Marieke. Don't forget us TC folks when you become the biggest thing in Hollywood. I don't think I'll be the only one expecting a check with the words "Thanks for everything" on it :).

In any case, godspeed to you, Sean. I hope we meet again one day.

[alien space marine]

Is he getting married?

[EdenMaster]

Unless I'm sorely mistaken, they already are.

[Weltall]

They are, officially in the eyes of the law.

The ceremony, which I know I will most definitely attend, is as of yet TBA. I really have no clue as to when it will be.

[alien space marine]

Does Lazy live close to you welty?

[Darunia]

The Lazy Fat Assfuck is no more! Hoorah and hooray! Victory over the Lazy Fat One! He hast abdicated! This calls for celebration!

*Declares federal holiday in the Goron Empire*

[alien space marine]

I am also happy for his depature.

:mariowin: :luigiwin:

[Great Rumbler]

*declares war on people who declare war on things all the time*

...

I like irony, okay? Deal with it.

[Dark Jaguar]

That's not irony! It's hypocrisy!

irony ~ The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.

Now that... is... irony!

[Weltall]

Originally posted by alien space marine
Does Lazy live close to you welty?

About 750 miles away.

[Great Rumbler]

Ironic irony and sarcastic sarcasm.

[alien space marine]

were does lazy live?

[A Black Falcon]

Florida...

[EdenMaster]

And before you ask, ASM, Ryan lives in Virginia.

[alien space marine]

I knew that .

[ThunderAngel]

Yes we have been married for about 9 months now, and whenever we have time and money for an actual ceremonie everybody will be invited, and we're living in a nice little apartment in Orlando, Fl where we will be staying for at least another 6 months or so.

I myself (not that anybody cares since i never posted much here anyways, always read a lot though) have yet to be completed accepted into the wonders of legal american resident hood, however i am now a tax paying slave of Sears.


Thanks for all the good wishes everybody, and we'll probly both pop in here every once in a while to say hello.



Last but not least


:D :evilcube: :D HAPPY NEW QUEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111 :evilcube: :shakeit: :D

[EdenMaster]

I wonder if there will be little lazyfatbum and ThunderAngels running around one day...

Ah, the pitter-patter of little running meatsims!

[alien space marine]

One last question , what is lazy's real name?
Dont tell me it is Bob!

[OB1]

Sean Covington Rothchild Elizabeth III, I think. Well I know that it's Sean at least.

[Great Rumbler]

Sean Bradshaw, according to his email address.

[OB1]

Oh yeah.

[EdenMaster]

I do believe he has a Covington in his name somewhere :)

[OB1]

Thought so. :D

[A Black Falcon]

I'm sure.

[OB1]

No really, he's right about that.

[Laser Link]

Yes, unless everything lazy ever told me is a lie. And it could be. :D

This is cool. In another few months I'll be out of school too and DMiller will be (I think (if he isn't yet and isn't going to grad school)) and then we'll all be jobless bums (cause there are no computer jobs anywhere) and we can live in an apartment together and they can make a tv show about us and call it "Aquaintances" or something.

[OB1]

I'd watch it!

[Dark Jaguar]

Me too! Me too! I'd be the one inventing faster than light travel! We don't move the vehicle, we just move the rest of the universe!

[Great Rumbler]

I'd be the guy that sat around all day and played videogames while everyone else went to their jobs at fast-food places.

[OB1]

And, and I'd be the guy that plays a banjo...

[Great Rumbler]

You know how to play the banjo?!

[OB1]

....



no...

[Great Rumbler]

Oh...

[Weltall]

I do. In a very, very technical sense. Meaning, given enough time I can likely produce something two consecuitive notes that aren't off-key.

[alien space marine]

Bye bye you Lazy fat bastard!

[Great Rumbler]

Universe: *explodes inconspicously so that no one will notice*