8th May 2003, 10:16 PM
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
8th May 2003, 10:19 PM
I thought you were actually gonna post a picture of this mysterious "man".
8th May 2003, 10:21 PM
I'm not even sure he really exists, truth be told.
YOU CANNOT HIDE FOREVER
WE STAND AT THE DOOR
8th May 2003, 10:24 PM
*shhh!*
You don't want them to find out about how the three of us post as Dj, now do you??
8th May 2003, 10:30 PM
Who's the 3rd?
8th May 2003, 11:06 PM
...
wouldn't you like to know.
9th May 2003, 12:37 AM
Yeah, I don't ACTUALLY exist. I'm not even a hidden alias either. I'm all done with mirrors.
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
9th May 2003, 12:44 AM
And jelly beans.
*hint hint*
9th May 2003, 10:45 AM
Aren't you subtle...
9th May 2003, 10:48 AM
About what?
9th May 2003, 11:01 AM
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9th May 2003, 11:09 AM
:stupid:
9th May 2003, 11:16 AM
:D
9th May 2003, 11:26 AM
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9th May 2003, 11:32 AM
:evil:
9th May 2003, 11:41 AM
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9th May 2003, 11:43 AM
:S
9th May 2003, 11:47 AM
9th May 2003, 11:49 AM
Where'd that smily come from?
9th May 2003, 11:54 AM
Quote:Originally posted by A Black Falcon He posted an image from another site. The URL is http://216.40.249.192/s/otn/sad/bncry.gif
9th May 2003, 12:23 PM
Crack's smilies. We should add these to our list.
9th May 2003, 1:18 PM
Yes.
9th May 2003, 1:26 PM
Done. Just type in : cry, but without the space.
9th May 2003, 1:38 PM
Ooh! TWO new smilies!
:cry :jedi
9th May 2003, 1:45 PM
I added some more.
9th May 2003, 1:46 PM
Why one colon and not two?
Oh, and two pairs of of them appear to be identical... :) Or are Yawn and Sleep different? Or the 'finger' ones?
9th May 2003, 1:53 PM
:erm2
:yawn :sleep :finger Why two colons? It doesn't matter.
9th May 2003, 2:21 PM
I think Dark Jaguar is really just a computer virus that has infected the forum.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.
9th May 2003, 2:22 PM
We memorized the two colon style, so making us have to remember which ones have just one and which ones have two is a huge chore. Go one way or the other for all of them. Do it now, or in the name of the 5th moon of Jupiter, I'll put the smack down!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
9th May 2003, 2:26 PM
I already did it, beotch.
13th May 2003, 11:52 AM
Personally, I think DJ looks like a young man, who wears glasses, and is possibly a woman. A woman with large supple breasts, about the size of basketballs only soft. Soft like the pillow-like texture of clouds forming above the virgin forests of deepest, darkest Africa. Only less sticky. And his eyes, his beautiful gaping eyes with teeth and nostrils. Eyes that hear and smell like small men with wings. Organic in structure but angelic in scope, a novelty only to the perfected. And though I speak kind words to him; I wish him dead or crippled each day of my life. I wake and find myself staring obtrusively in to the mirror as if to find a different face. And in that moment I wish Dark Jaguar had a horrible, sacreligous experience with calculators, pie and dwarves. The sign of the end. The pie carries the sweetness of all things living while the dwarves embody the essense of kitchenettes and the calculators, forged by man, carry inside them the meaning of latex rubber gloves and forgotten pizza toppings... like Anna Nicole Smith, or Jada Pinket Smith, or perhaps Rob Lowe and Christopher Reeve. Like puddles of mucas inside a dream state wrapped in to a burrito of beauty and pudding and perhaps even Christina Applegate. Behind his textured wall of text which performs its ritualistic dance on my monitor, text that I know was formed by his giant deformed brain, I can see his many faces and bindings of unnatural things. I can see through him, and all of his many tentacles and gyroscopes. A picture painted of tongues and geese.
Large, white geese. And maybe some pencils.
14th May 2003, 1:41 PM
On another note, what is the deal with ash trays? They aren't ash, and they aren't... Never mind. Anyway, could someone shut up that cricket right this very second? It's all loud and right outside the wall. I mean, what is that wall MADE out of? Is it paper, or a vast array of microphones attached to speakers saudered directly to my brain? Seriously though, deepest darkest Africa? Is it the HEART of deepest darkest Africa? Okay then, game time! Quick, there's a laser pointer, a hissing cockroach, and a flish, what DO you do? The answer is... ah nuts, you already knew...
Anyway, I have quedstion ofd epth ad stent to adsk! What did you think of Wind Waker?
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
14th May 2003, 1:49 PM
omg this is like the Matrix....
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15th May 2003, 10:36 AM
Quote:Originally posted by Dark Jaguar Wind Waker Topic This is where everyone posted their opinions on it in case you care. ![]()
~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!" Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~ ~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~ ~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~ ~[While trying to potty-train Stewie] Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you. Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn! Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
15th May 2003, 5:25 PM
Everyone BUT lazyfatbum (and Laser Link), and that's who I was asking! Why do you think I asked him?
Oh, and milk ROCKS!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
2nd June 2003, 7:25 PM
More to the point, why did you resurrect this old thread?
The Earthworker Race has ended. Everybody wins.
3rd June 2003, 1:46 PM
I am He Who Annoys All, Resurrecter of Old Threads! Thats why...
Engineering ruined my life.
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