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    PAGING MR. BRADSHAW
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    #1
    29th April 2003, 10:55 AM
    I know you are on right now. I see you! Check you PMs darn it! :)

    Everyone else, go away. This doesn't involve you.
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    #2
    29th April 2003, 10:56 AM
    Wow, in the time it took me to write this you had already left. Well, you'll be back soon. And I'll be waiting.
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    #3
    29th April 2003, 2:59 PM
    Erm
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    #4
    29th April 2003, 6:15 PM
    I thought I told you to go away. Is your name Bradshaw? Hmmmmm?
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    #5
    29th April 2003, 6:50 PM
    Well, yeah. My full name is Daniel Bradshaw Coleman III.
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    #6
    29th April 2003, 6:58 PM
    No it isn't!
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #7
    29th April 2003, 7:11 PM
    ...
























    i know


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    #8
    29th April 2003, 7:13 PM
    Oh yeah?! Well, my name is Jonathan Prince-of-East-Asia Bradshaw...yeah you heard right!!
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    #9
    29th April 2003, 7:15 PM
    BTW I was trying to say "I know" like how Dr. Quinn does in Sealab. You know, when he says it real low and quiet.
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    #10
    30th April 2003, 4:31 AM
    I knew that!

    Someone else: No you didn't!

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    <font size="1">i know </font>


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    #11
    1st May 2003, 5:23 PM
    Mr. Bradshaw is not available right now, can i take a message?
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    #12
    1st May 2003, 6:39 PM
    Sure, that will work. Could you tell him that Luke called, and that he should email me sometime at laserlink@hotmail.com. I tried the email addresses I know of and didn't hear back, so they probably are just spam catchers. Oh, and if he wants to play on my softball team, we need another guy. :) Thanks, bye.
    *click*
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    #13
    1st May 2003, 6:48 PM
    Haha! You're Luke and I'm Obi-Wan! Quite a coincidence, eh? Hehe... eh?



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    no?
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    #14
    2nd May 2003, 12:39 AM
    Oh I get it... you like Star Wars.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #15
    2nd May 2003, 7:06 AM
    Isn't he quick, folks? :D
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    #16
    2nd May 2003, 1:44 PM
    very
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    #17
    4th May 2003, 1:38 PM
    *bumpeth*
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    #18
    4th May 2003, 4:17 PM
    I don't think threads need to be bumped here since we only get a few new threads every month. So take that back! It's all DJ's fault! He's holding me back!
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    #19
    4th May 2003, 5:32 PM
    It's time for America's fastest growing gameshow: The Blame Game!! Here's our host Great Rumbler!!

    Great Rumbler: Alright, OB1, whose fault is it?

    OB1: It's DJ's fault he's holding me back!

    Great Rumbler: DJ?

    DJ: Well, I'd say it's my Easily-Blamable Persona.

    Great Rumbler: What do you have to say to that, Easily-Blamable Persona?

    Easily-Blamable Persona: Uhh...well...It's ABF's fault!!

    *buzzer*

    Great Rumbler: Oh sorry, that's incorrect.

    Easily-Blamable Persona: NOO!!

    Great Rumbler: And your punishment is...2 months community service!

    Audience: *cheers*

    Great Rumbler: Join us next time on The Blame Game when our reinging champion OB1 goes up against a polar bear and our local despotic dictator, Darunia!!
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    #20
    4th May 2003, 5:53 PM
    Holy shit that was too funny.
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    #21
    4th May 2003, 7:14 PM
    No one got my Star Wars reference?
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    #22
    4th May 2003, 7:38 PM
    What, we have to post and say "great star wars reference joke, OB1" to show you that we get it?
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    #23
    4th May 2003, 7:42 PM
    ...

    *runs away, crying*
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    #24
    4th May 2003, 8:07 PM
    It was funny. But not "I need to post and say so" funny. :)
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    #25
    4th May 2003, 8:20 PM
    It wasn't supposed to be funny.
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    #26
    4th May 2003, 9:16 PM
    Well, now that you pointed it out, I recognized it. But I don't think you wanted to have to point it out. Some of us just don't have ever Star Wars movie memorized, ya know. :)
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    #27
    4th May 2003, 10:25 PM
    Well those people should be shot. :woo:
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    #28
    4th May 2003, 10:28 PM
    Got to agree there... I mean, what kind of person wouldn't know such a obvious quote from Ep.2? I just thought everyone would know the reference...
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    #29
    4th May 2003, 11:02 PM
    Nerds, you are. Strong is the power of the Dork Side. :(
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    WE STAND AT THE DOOR
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    #30
    4th May 2003, 11:55 PM
    I have to say I didn't get that refference at all. I mean, the term "holding me back" is so frickin' wide spread in movies LONG before Clone Wars that there is NO way it can ever be specific to Star Wars. No one could have ever assumed it was a Star Wars refference unless they were completely obsessed with it to the point they check to see if all things they experience could be related to Star Wars somehow. I bet OB1 thinks Star Wars has had some huge impact on society.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #31
    5th May 2003, 12:47 AM
    Uh... not really.
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    #32
    5th May 2003, 7:51 AM
    Oh come on! Thats like the most famous quote from episode 2! You know, he says "Obi-wan is holding me bakcK" and throws something at the wall...
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    #33
    5th May 2003, 8:27 AM
    AHHH! I hate it when i get out of the loop! *attaches belt to the loop* YES now I am connected and with...... hey i'm not wearing a belt...

    Penis: ACK WHY??? *dies*

    Oh my God!!! I cant believe it's gone.... Man, Brad Pitt is handsom.... I heard he's doing the voice for Sinbad in Dreamwork's Sinbad production. The lucky guy.... the hot, steaming, sweat lathering, man-beast of sticky, talented, gooey masculinity.

    No matter. With Michael Crichton-like savvy I shall email Laser Link and tell him my deepest, darkest secrets, like when I used an office scanner to see my anus.

    Ah, everything makes sense now. I feel so fresh and pretty. I wonder what's on Lifetime tonight...




    THIS SUMMER


    I know i'm married to a beautiful woman... but it doesn't feel natural.

    HE'S EXPERIENCING LIFE FOR THE SECOND TIME...


    I wonder if other men find me attractive....


    HE'S BACK IN THE LOOP...


    I wonder if Laser Link wants me to email him... pictures...


    AND HE'S GAYER THAN A THREE DOLLAR BILL


    OMG I almost farted in Blockbuster in the Drama section, how embaressing!!!1 ^_^


    SEAN COVINGTON BRADHSAW IS....


    HHHIIIII FABULOUS PEOPLE!!!!


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    No!! No!!!! the green one!! The one... yeah! I can handle it, tell Tommy to get the vasoline!!! Hold me down, Brad!


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    #34
    5th May 2003, 9:58 AM
    *clap clap clap*?
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    #35
    5th May 2003, 1:08 PM
    Wha? Erm
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    #36
    5th May 2003, 7:42 PM
    NO!
    Uh, I mean, please don't worry about pictures, that's okay. I wouldn't want you to go to all that trouble. I know how busy you are. Yeah.
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