14th December 2019, 5:31 AM
sup y'all
Okay so, I'm taking my annual trip out to Ohio to visit my extended family, and, like always, hitching a ride with my pa. Last year, I had a pretty nice time spending the 7 hour ride with Mario and Zelda. Moreso the latter, dear god it was so addictive, I loved it, I miss it so :(
But so, I think I want to do the same this year, and it's been a spell since I last bought a Switch game. Yeah, there was Cuphead, but I'm stuck on the final boss and he's hard AF and I'm getting a little tired of it anyway.
So I'll do what I did last year and buy myself a Switch game for Christmas. Yes, I buy myself gifts. So I can have something to put under the tree. Hey, look, I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I'm some so-called "family man" with one of these "family" units that does things like "exchange gifts", or a romantic partner that might do the same, like some kind of elitist. You won't see me put on "oh look at me, I'm surrounded by so many loved ones that want to lavish me with gifts" airs. This is your old pal 'Bean, here. I'm a straight-shooter.
Okay so, recommend me anything except Mario Maker, because that seems tedious and too much work to have fun. I would say that the Link's Awakening remake is off the table, too. Meh. Not feeling it.
Okay so, I'm taking my annual trip out to Ohio to visit my extended family, and, like always, hitching a ride with my pa. Last year, I had a pretty nice time spending the 7 hour ride with Mario and Zelda. Moreso the latter, dear god it was so addictive, I loved it, I miss it so :(
But so, I think I want to do the same this year, and it's been a spell since I last bought a Switch game. Yeah, there was Cuphead, but I'm stuck on the final boss and he's hard AF and I'm getting a little tired of it anyway.
So I'll do what I did last year and buy myself a Switch game for Christmas. Yes, I buy myself gifts. So I can have something to put under the tree. Hey, look, I'm not gonna sit here and pretend like I'm some so-called "family man" with one of these "family" units that does things like "exchange gifts", or a romantic partner that might do the same, like some kind of elitist. You won't see me put on "oh look at me, I'm surrounded by so many loved ones that want to lavish me with gifts" airs. This is your old pal 'Bean, here. I'm a straight-shooter.
Okay so, recommend me anything except Mario Maker, because that seems tedious and too much work to have fun. I would say that the Link's Awakening remake is off the table, too. Meh. Not feeling it.
I'm a little taken aback by how easy the last boss was. Honestly, I had more trouble with the 3rd-from-the-last boss. Got my ass whooped good and proper so much that I went back and scraped through all the map to get all the health and weapon upgrades I could find. Once I circled back, I nailed the boss on the first try without breaking a sweat, with a good 1/3rd health meter left to spare.