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    #RealHumanPraise is brilliant
    Dark Jaguar
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    #1
    5th November 2013, 11:24 AM
    https://twitter.com/RealHumanPraise

    Welcome to this. Stephen Colbert had his people set up a spam bot which takes positive reviews from Rotten Tomatoes, replaces the names with Fox News names, and then posts it as "positive reviews" of Fox News.

    Behold!

    Quote:Like Hume's Machiavellian tycoon, Justice with Judge Jeanine's flaws only start to appear under close scrutiny.

    Quote:...with Sean Hannity in the lead, he makes everything we see on screen, no matter how far-fetched, seem plausible.

    Quote:Bill O'Reilly is a fearless comedian, and he commits completely to his insanity in the show, and that makes it work.

    Quote:For all its flaws and fumbles there is a certain guilty pleasure in Hannity

    Quote:It's not so much the tale itself as the slippery interplay between characters that makes Fox News Reporting enjoyable.

    Quote:'Your World with Neil Cavuto' does what pretty treasure postcards are supposed to do-make you smile without saying much.

    Quote:It is a silly network, but it is fun to watch.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    5th November 2013, 6:05 PM
    Some of those work, others are just weird...
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    #3
    9th November 2013, 12:19 AM
    Yeah, it seems the very best reviews have already been taken up. The rest range from nonsensical to pure unadulterated praise of Fox. Nevertheless, there's still a few gems here and there.

    Screw it, here's a conversion guide to make the news more fun.

    <img src="http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/substitutions.png">
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    9th November 2013, 5:29 AM
    It might as well have a lexicon to match its intelligence.
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