I realized we already have something like a zombie outbreak...

[Dark Jaguar]

So I was thinking about how everyone loves zombies now and how unique and compelling the basic idea is, a disease that converts your former loved ones into mindless spreaders of that disease, spreaders that are likely to kill you with regular violence.

I just realized that we already have that, it's called fire.

In a world where there's a lot more combustible stuff around, like any city in 1914, it starts to spread...

Great now I wanna watch The Towering Inferno and Backdraft again...

[Great Rumbler]

Put down the hooka, bro.

[Dark Jaguar]

I'm not a caterpillar.

[Sacred Jellybean]

I thought this was going to be about rabies. Fire's a good fake-out punchline, though.

[Weltall]

I thought this was some social commentary about facebook.