More Shameful NASA Sell-Out?

[Darunia]

NASA's primary focus:

#1: Improving relations with Muslims!


and now:

#2: Savings baby sea turtles.

I like turtles!

^ (seriously.)

NASA's budget projection for the fiscal year 2011:

TOP BUDGETARY PRIORITIES:

#1: Continued Muslim outreach. ($6.1 billion)
#2: Continued baby sea turtle rehab program ($4.4 B)
#3: Helping the poor spade/neuter their pets ($1.65 B)
#4: Spreading Yodeling History month awareness ($1.1 B)
#5: Handing out free contraceptives in subsaharan Africa ($880 m)
#6: Purifying drinking water in Guatemalan suburbs ($650 m)
#7: Distributing crayons to need orphans in Mongolia
... ($575 m
...
...
#6,499: Bob over in Accounting needs more sticky post-it notes. ($6.50)
#6,500: New set of toenail clippers for CEO lounge. ($2.99)
#6,501: Funding space exploration. (.95 c)

THIS CONCLUDES THE PROPOSED 2011 BUDGET FOR NASA

[alien space marine]

NASA's primary focus:

#1: Improving relations with Muslims!

Rocket Minarets, Somehow that thought is kind of cool!

[EdenMaster]

Rocket Minarets, Somehow that thought is kind of cool!

Didn't Jafar do something like that in Aladdin?

[Sacred Jellybean]

Fuck, this is gonna set back that manned Mars mission by at least a few years.

NASAAA!!! :cuss:

[Fittisize]

Instead of complaining about NASA so much why don't you just build your own damn space rocket and explore for yourself? I mean Jesus H.

[Darunia]

The Goron Space Program is currently in its infant stages and we cannot expect to reach Mars before 2050.