Which is Better

[alien space marine]

[etoven]

Lieutenant ilea from Star Trek the motion picture was pretty hot, I'm voting bald.

[alien space marine]

Lieutenant ilea from Star Trek the motion picture was pretty hot, I'm voting bald.

Funny thing is, That's were I got the idea

[EdenMaster]

Always had a thing for the redheads. Dunno why. Just do.

[Great Rumbler]

Bald and beautiful.

[lazyfatbum]

The one on the right, the left one looks like she drinks too much.

I dislike blondes though, too self-important and slutty. Red heads are really, really stupid, like intelligence wise but they know how to have fun. Brunettes are smart but usually trapped in a mental prison. A neat and styled long haired girl is uppity, a short haired girl is trying too hard to be a power player and a girl with medium length hair can never make up her mind on anything (usually has two or three noticeable parts and changes in every picture). If a girl has a lot of broken hairs its because they sit on their ass a lot, a girl with heat damaged hair from a straightener or blow dryer is so anal they probably burst a blood vessel every time they shit, great conversation starters, horrible partners. Girls with multi-colored hair/bizarre colors are submissive and extremely argumentative.

Girls with I-Dont-give-a-fuck hair (usually long) are wild, usually drink or lead secretive lives.

A bald girl has cancer. Stop posting that.

Girl with a mullet is obviously awesome (unless she's actually a truck driving lesbian or from the south). Girls who style their hair to cover their face = best in bed.

The perfect girl: Brunette to dark, mid length to long, but switches between 3 or 4 styles depending on the occasion. Never colors her hair because she's unsure of who she is so she wants her natural color to stand out (its dependable, just like her choices in food), styles her hair usually to cover one eye (usually her creative because it gets her in trouble), or block the sides like horse blinders (subconsciously to keep them focused because they feel like they have too much to think about). They put their hair up in a pony when they get competitive and need to put their girlish behavior a side for a moment ie: arguing, paintball, changing a tampon. They usually dislike haircuts because they think it changes how people perceive their personality and they almost always shave everything else including their asshole, go a head and laugh.

Bisexual in nature but not that you'll ever know about it, hates beer, loves pina coladas (only likes getting caught in the rain if its romantic or funny) and has a quirky sense of humor that most people 'dont get'. They look at porn for fun, but masturbate without it, they enjoy farting in the shower but mastered the quiet fart, and they absolutely love being recognized for their ability and talents more so than other 'normal' people. It's the nuances that matter.

And yeah she doesn't exist. Or its my mom. Either way i'm alone.

[Geno]

Brunettes are my favorites. I've actually known some really level-headed blondes (who were probably trying to break away from the stereotype). Probably my ditziest female friend is a redhead who gets emotional if I go more than five minutes without texting her.

[Unreadphilosophy]

Hmmm. I'm stuck between brunettes and red heads. Both categories are hot.