I wasn't saying the man was in any way like Peter Griffin. I was referencing an on-going Family Guy joke wherein Peter is constantly locked in mortal combat with a giant, man-sized chicken.
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Yeah, I am reminded of the giant chicken by that article, but as Weltall suggested, that guy could very well be a real life Peter Griffin. He's about the right body type (that's not a compliment, by the way) and he even sounds like the guy.
That aside... what the fuck? Why'd they shoot the guy? Were they with PETA? Were they just some snot-nosed brats? Was it Chick-Fil-A retaliating against the Burger Barn for ripping off their slogan? (Eet mor chikin!) This is a fucked up story. At least the guy wasn't seriously wounded though.
