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***lazyfatbum*** · 1st September 2009, 8:17 AM

I dunno how many days until it's released but it's supposed to be released 4th quarter of this year!!!!

Updated graphics and high resolution???????

Locked 60fps???????

EVEN IN 4PLAYER LOCAL SPLIT SCREEN???????

ONLINE DEATH MATCH, COUNTER-OP, CO-OP AND ALL MODES?????????

*runs around naked*

*hugs DMiller*

*DMiller screams for help*

***lazyfatbum*** · 1st September 2009, 8:19 AM

:psyduck:

***lazyfatbum*** · 1st September 2009, 9:12 AM

The people responsible is the same team that ported Oblivion to 360 (4J Studios), so if they google their own name to see what people are saying, then please read this:

Dear Sirs and Madams,

Cheese locations.

This is probably the most important aspect of Perfect Dark, it was the cheese that separated this game from every other game ever made. But not only do I want the cheese, I want more cheese.

There should be hidden cheese everywhere, perhaps an entire level devoted to finding cheese. Cheese should be in the achievements and it should be fully rendered in a trophy room to examine each cheese specifically similar to the trophies in Super Smash Bros using as many polygons, shaders and effects that the 360 can muster.

Also, swiss, cheddar, muenster, provolone and brie should be available in the cheats to alter and change the type of cheese hidden in the levels. To unlock these cheese cheats, you must complete world record speed runs of ridiculous times to the point that most people will never be able to complete it.

People with 'All cheese' will be herald as the best in the world and having All Cheese unocked meas that you get the most secretive weapon in the game.

The C6-33Z-E Semi-Automatic Lancashire Welsh Rarebit AKA: Cheesegun, the world's rarest and most expensive gun fires liquid ammunition made from densely packed molecules only found in well aged expensive cheese. Being able to fire its ammunition at 299 255 128 m / s (nearly the speed of light) the so-called "Speed of Cheese" is the fastest projectile in existence. It can fire its cheese at a theorized 360 million Cheese Bullets per second and when concentrated can burn holes through solid steel.

Primary Fire Mode: Cheese

The secondary function of the Cheesegun uses Vieux Boulogne to create a kind of sticky-bomb that once launched in to an area will cause anyone to flee in absolute terror. The Vieux Boulogne (the world's stinkiest cheese) is super heated so that once shot a living target it will slowly melt through their body (or armor) creating massive damage that eventually leads to death (or destruction of their body armor). Shot at a wall will evacuate all personnel within a 100 foot radius, great for when you dont want anyone around. When shot at a human target, no soldier would be able to be within 100 feet of him, which sucks for him if he's trying to get help, since he'll be dead within a matter of 60 seconds after the cheese melts through his body.

Secondary Mode: Skunk Ball

There is a 3rd mode but not for combat. That when setting the gun to 'Supper' will evacuate its ammunition pool at low-heat to spread on toast, used in a fondue, or to be mixed with spices. The Vieux Boulogne storage cannot be emptied due to health concerns.

3rd Mode: Delicious

***lazyfatbum*** · 2nd September 2009, 8:15 AM

For those of you who dont know, Perfect Dark has been announced for XBox Live Arcade. Read here and read about it's updated features here.

My only hope is that either there will be a N64 adapter to use the N64 controller for 360, or a N64 knock off with USB. Does anyone know if this is possible? I know the 360 has USB ports...