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    Darunia
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    #1
    17th December 2007, 10:33 PM
    How ya'll doing... this is my annual stop-by-and-say-hi thing.
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    #2
    18th December 2007, 12:52 AM
    I provide an answer in the form of
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    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #3
    18th December 2007, 8:38 AM
    Bro Grabs!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #4
    18th December 2007, 1:00 PM
    So you became king of burgers dear Darunia?

    Here is some cookies!
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    #5
    18th December 2007, 1:03 PM
    Dark Jaguar Wrote:I provide an answer in the form of

    WTF DJ?
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    #6
    20th December 2007, 8:25 AM
    How're you doing? When are you coming to visit Philly again?
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    #7
    20th December 2007, 9:41 PM
    I'm not sure Sacred... that friend has grown distant and we don't talk so much anymore.
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    #8
    22nd December 2007, 3:01 PM
    I'll actually be in Philly again this summer SJ so if you want to kick my ass in Brawl instead of Melee we could set something up.
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    #9
    22nd December 2007, 3:13 PM
    Cool, sounds like a plan. Just let me know when you're in town.

    Also, I have a car now, so you don't have to worry about picking me up.
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    #10
    23rd December 2007, 2:18 AM
    alien space marine Wrote:WTF DJ?

    All I have to say to that is
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    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #11
    23rd December 2007, 9:44 AM
    .......................

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    ........

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    #12
    23rd December 2007, 9:46 AM
    WashingTON!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #13
    23rd December 2007, 11:00 AM
    Rofl Lazy fat bum that was funny
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    #14
    23rd December 2007, 11:58 AM
    I thought Washington was funnier, but the Pokemon one was funny too. I was hoping for Pikachu too.
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    #15
    23rd December 2007, 1:36 PM
    The washington one is a couple years old, I remember using 'That mother fucker has like 30 god damn dicks" in normal conversation. :D people looked at me strange :(

    since this thread is officially Krap Thread I thought i'd participate in a little picture sharing.

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    #16
    23rd December 2007, 2:33 PM
    Hey sweet, Brendan Fraser!
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    #17
    23rd December 2007, 3:37 PM
    Rapist Glasses
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    #18
    23rd December 2007, 4:49 PM
    so I take it no one caught what's on the box or that i'm holding a dictionary.

    damn my lack of megapixels...

    How are those rapist glasses? I always pictures the brownish tinted cop glasses...

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    23rd December 2007, 5:48 PM (This post was last modified: 23rd December 2007, 6:02 PM by alien space marine.)
    lazyfatbum Wrote:so I take it no one caught what's on the box or that i'm holding a dictionary.

    damn my lack of megapixels...

    How are those rapist glasses? I always pictures the brownish tinted cop glasses...

    [Image: CHPs.jpg]

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    Serial killers like BTK seem to commonly ware big rimmed brownish tinted glasses.
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    #20
    23rd December 2007, 8:16 PM
    I did notice the box, but not the dictionary. Now the joke is complete :D
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    #21
    24th December 2007, 2:32 AM
    Okay the box says "Tree Angle" and you're holding a dictionary... Not sure I get it... What's a tree angle? Was it supposed to say tree angel? That would be hilarious on it's own but what's with the dictionary?
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #22
    24th December 2007, 3:32 AM
    Mom: oh i found it

    me: yay... wait... what's that say?

    mom: tree angel

    me: .........it says angle

    Mom: no, thats how you spell angel

    me: no.......? no....... its.... no.......

    mom: well val wrote it........ are you sure its not l e?

    me: look, right here, a n g e l. what's written there is describing something that is a straight line that bends accutely or a type of fishing rod

    mom: um..... dont tell val

    me: oh my god

    mom: sean, he probably didnt have his glasses on

    me: oh my GOD
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