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[Dark Jaguar]

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[lazyfatbum]

I saw that, its pretty good. It explains marriage alot.

[Dark Jaguar]

I know you now have a wifeless internet connection, but I think you should know that ALL women are part of a secret cabal that delights in orchastrating male suffering on a numbing scale.

This person's part of it!
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"Dear God, I would like to file a bug report." is the best line ever.

[A Black Falcon]

Awesome comic... :)

[Dark Jaguar]

"Don't group MY insane conspiracy up with THOSE ones. Of course THEY are crazy but I'm onto the real thing!"

DaVinci Code goes right along with that. Makes for great fiction if you are into that sort of thing, but the fact that people believe it's true makes me sad... The catholic church's response sure is ironic though...

[DMiller]

A lot of people believe Da Vinci code is true because it is supposedly based on "real research." I read the book that the Da Vinci code was based on because I was curious to see the facts behind the fiction. The book is called Holy Blood and Holy Grail and it is the worst historical research book I have ever read. Historians should not make assumptions about the past they should look at the evidence and decide what it says. The book started out with a huge assumption about a small abbey in France, and from there it just kept making all these wild conclusions that were still based on an original faulty guess. Da Vinci Code was a fun read, but people took it was too seriously.

[N-Man]

I was a bit insulted by its success because the premise was so cliché'd. Devil-worshipping templars! The Vatican knows the truth! The ILLUMINATI!!!!1!@rgh

It sounds like it was taken straight from the pages of Heavy Metal magazine circa 1986. Or Weird Tales circa 1932, for that matter.

[Great Rumbler]

Or The Illuminatus! Trilogy circa 1975.

[alien space marine]

I saw that, its pretty good. It explains marriage alot.

Only if you were so into sucking Mushroom head that you neglected to provide for your wife.

Although she should technically in this day and age go get a job and not whine about mario.