"I have seen the light, it has elevated me to a higher being, it is the auroraborialis, and it teaches me that I know nothing" ~ Ryan (very wasted)
"Did I eat a balloon?" ~ Ryan
"I need to go home, I just thought of an ending for my book" ~ Ryan (Unaware that he has already left the party)
"Did I eat a balloon?" ~ Ryan
"I need to go home, I just thought of an ending for my book" ~ Ryan (Unaware that he has already left the party)