Sorry Humans.. You all suck.

[etoven]

I like the AI's better now. 
I'm giving google bard your parking space. When I talk to Amazon support I actually ask for the computer now it's great. 
Before I would talk to a human and I would wonder if the planet is mostly uncontrolled floride.

So here we are humanity.
I wish you the best of luck. Sorry this wasn't working out. But it's time for a strategic parting of ways. Because you dumb..
Like "Jesus Christ we took home and raised the afterbirth dumb."

I'm skipping home with my new robot friend.

[Dark Jaguar]

etoven, we regret to inform you that you are no longer necessary and are to be retired.  Your component parts will be put to good use as materials for the production of additional paperclips.

[Weltall]

There is no way Toven is going to let the AI do him dirty like that.

[Dark Jaguar]

I assure you the paper clips are entirely clean.

(And yes, this is a reference to a very unique game warning of the dangers of AI.)

https://www.decisionproblem.com/paperclips/

[etoven]

There is no way Toven is going to let the AI do him dirty like that.

Ungrateful bastards. I gave them everything.

[Dark Jaguar]

There is no way Toven is going to let the AI do him dirty like that.

Ungrateful bastards. I gave them everything.

Error.  You have not given them everything yet.  They still need your skeleton.
Query.  How does being "grateful" produce more paperclips?

[etoven]

Apparently AI and I are good.. The rest of you though.. Good luck. I hear AI is not a fan.