Scientific evidence points to Southerners lacking brains.

[Weltall]

http://www.newsweek.com/id/194495

Shot in the head, with an exit wound, and she doesn't even notice.

[TheBiggah]

...maybe the bullet knocked out her short-term memory....the article did say she was confused about what had just happened.

....or maybe there was just nothing in there to damage. ;)

[lazyfatbum]

hahaha almost as good as the black girl with dreads so nappy it stopped a bullet.

I like this part: "There's no way she should be alive other than a miracle from God," said Sheriff Mike Byrd of Jackson County, Miss. (at which point the article points out) "While such cases may be rare, a neurosurgeon who wasn't involved in Sexton's case said such an outcome is possible. Medical journals also confirm people have been shot in the head with little or no lasting injury."

In a related article, the sheriff tasted Coke Zero for the first time and was quoted "There's no way it could be diet, other than a miracle from God."

[alien space marine]

Did you hear about the bullet proof boobs?



http://www.wmtw.com/news/19244438/detail.html

[Geno]

I lol'd. :D

I think the funniest part is that her husband did all that for nothing and now he can't finish the job because he's dead (as he deserves to be). What are the odds she'd survive a point blank shot to the head? His effort was wasted! :)

[Darunia]

As if any of us needed further evidence that the South sucks.

[lazyfatbum]

Authorities are looking for three black teen males between 16 and 18 years old. They were seen leaving in a burgundy Dodge Neon.

hahahaha............ hahahahahaahha my god