Oh my roffling Christ

[lazyfatbum]

Stephen Kings IT Remake, again?
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Another remake is on the horizon. This time they are taking it to far instead fo renewing an older movie they pick a film a little over 10 years old. Soon they are going to be releasing a movie and than the remake back to back.. Anyway here is the article about the remake of IT...

"Variety reports that the WB network has set up a new division to develop and produce original movies, one of which will be a new televersion of Stephen King's IT. Previously turned into a two-part 1990 movie by ABC and director Tommy Lee Wallace, the novel will be adapted this time by Peter Filardi, who scripted the just-aired SALEM'S LOT two-parter for TNT; this IT will reportedly cram King's massive book into a single two-hour movie. Warner Bros. TV will also produce; no other talent or an airdate have been announced."

Fuck me in the goat ass. :colbert:

[Dark Jaguar]

They did it with Hulk and then Incredible Hulk only like a year apart didn't they? And there was already an old Hulk movie from several years before that.

[TrollSr]

Yea but the Hulk movies were bad, theyre trying to remake a classic...

[alien space marine]

They did it with Hulk and then Incredible Hulk only like a year apart didn't they? And there was already an old Hulk movie from several years before that.

I think the new film carries on were the first started.

[Fittisize]

Yeah, they're doing The Punisher again with a new cast and filmmakers. It's the current trend in Hollywood I guess, where if they fuck up the first time they'll just try again and pretend like it never happened.

[etoven]

a dr suse ryam about poop!
I poop in a can
Made of ham
I poop out sleck
I watch trek
When odo gets hard
He becomes lard
He bangs as goo and drips in your shoo

Sisco died and then jake cried
Noog got prometed
Morn grew hair

Jake saw the worm hole
His father was there

I burnt some popcorn
The house made weard sounds
The cat then threw up
All over the ground

I farted aloud and the gass then ignited
And out my pant leg the fart it then slided

The cat then passed out from the hurendence stench
From the loaf from my pants I did pinch.

So I place on a episode of ds9.
But challange you this I do in my ryan
List the eposides that I did watch
.......

And I'll post a reply from my iPod touch naked eating chetoes from my bed
Hello 2 pussies who's getting violated on friday?

Stupid pussie number 2!
My fart tastes like chetioes
And poop

My network so sexxy! Open DNS! Owe yea! Smack smack, poop poop!
Merry Xmas, happy viginal passing day god!

I like the blue lights!

[Weltall]

The original "IT" sucked so much dick even I had to change my underwear. Tim Curry was the only redeeming factor. Though I admit my opinion is based upon how much I love the book, and how little of it survived in the film.

And yes, the book is so long that most of it had to be left out by necessity, but since that's the case, there should have been no movie at all. And certainly no remake.

Plus, it came out almost twenty years ago.

[Dark Jaguar]

I think the new film carries on were the first started.

Apparently my actual comment on this never made it through. Not quite so ASM, the new Hulk movie actually redoes the origin story through flashbacks. Good to see that.

[lazyfatbum]

I noticed that, it's a paradoxical mobius strip of word salad.

[lazyfatbum]

...wait

Tim Curry?? Frank'n Furter?? He was IT? No wonder I fucking hate him!