You are a man

[lazyfatbum]

Whitefleck, I have come to understand the rightful place of all men in this world - groveling at the feet of women. However, your complete virginity and lack of any human contact have taught me a valuable lesson and when the chips are down and I cant look at myself in the morning you make living worth while. Because of you, i can say "Yes I can!"

You are better than me sir. I salute you.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOD DAMN YOUR DAD IS AWESOME

[etoven]

Thank You Lazy, for bringing the NET its daily dose of WTF. You inspire postal workers to get up bright and early, eat a healthy balanced breakfast, go to work and start shooting people.

I can now die complete and fulfilled knowing that I saw a midget laughing at a camel taking a piss for a good 3 and 1/2 minutes.

Seriously how long to you have to hunt for shit like that, or do you have the worlds most fucked up open directory.

Ow and....

[HAPPYBDAY]
Happy birthday Whitefleck, may your penis know that joy of a thousand virgins.[/HAPPYBDAY]

[lazyfatbum]

Seriously how long to you have to hunt for shit like that, or do you have the worlds most fucked up open directory.

It finds me.

[Dark Jaguar]

That whole silly bias about being physically in the same room as the person you are talking to somehow making it "more real" has always seemed pretty much unbased in anything if you ask me.

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