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    Tendo City Tendo City: Metropolitan District Ramble City Happy birfday, Rtan!

     
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    Happy birfday, Rtan!
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    #1
    23rd July 2007, 8:21 AM
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    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #2
    23rd July 2007, 12:55 PM
    happy vaginal passing day Weltall

    may your cake be brimming with erogenous qualities not unlike a clean Japanese preteen with triple E's in a skin-tight custom-made latex school-girl uniform.

    Cracking a glass-tipped whip.

    Who may or may not have a face.

    ...who might have burned her daughter alive.

    What's going on with that radio?

    *ryan unlocks store room B, takes Gordon Lightfoot compilation, uses it along with the Gold Medallion and the Red Gem to activate the Main Generator*

    Main Generator: If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a matching pair?

    *ryan shoots the Main Generator*

    Cake slowly appears: dadada da DA DA! dadada da DA DA! dadada dadada da da DA DA DA DAAA!!!

    *ryan eats cake*

    Time: 219 145.319 hours

    Grade: S

    Congratulations! You unlocked the Deer Costume!

    Congratulations! You unlocked the Hose Spigot!

    Congratulations! You unlocked a New Mode! "Fucking Insane Goofy Hard" Bring a wet-nap!

    Save?

    Memory card A is full of your past 25 years of bullshit and needs to be formatted. Press X to format, hold L2 while rotating the left control stick while gently squeezing the down button on the directional pad and press X 25 times rapidly to not, NOT, not format your memory card.

    *ryan shoots the memory card*

    ice cream slowly appears: tatata TAAA TA! tatata taaa TAAA TAAA! tatatatata-tatatata-taaaa TAAAAA TAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


    luirve yupo rtangfs!
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    #3
    23rd July 2007, 3:22 PM
    Happy bithday you wacky guy.

    GR...why Frosty?

    This seems as good a time as any to whip this picture out of storage
    The Earthworker Race has ended.  Everybody wins.
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    #4
    23rd July 2007, 3:57 PM
    Happy Birthday!

    I'd whip out the picture I had of you about to punch a scared looking lazy, but my hard drive died (LITERALLY, DIED!!1).
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    #5
    23rd July 2007, 4:21 PM
    Quote:GR...why Frosty?

    The mere fact that you had to ask that tells me that you're not ready to know.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    #6
    23rd July 2007, 5:58 PM
    Happy birthday, Ryan.
    If i had a dollar for every time i ran out of hair in the middle of a spoon making contest id only eat your children with a side of slaw and THOSE ARENT PILLOWS!!
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    #7
    23rd July 2007, 6:05 PM
    [Image: FatChick.jpg]

    Here is your drunken last night stand girl

    Oh if your willing to have sex with her, You could win a Chevy Camaro fully loaded with extra suspension and shock absorbers.

    [Image: new_camaro_spec.jpg]

    [Image: news040212kfc2.jpg]

    Oh ya a nice warm bucket of KFC

    Happy Birthday
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    #8
    23rd July 2007, 7:43 PM
    You know, I turned 19 a mere 23 days ago. I don't remember a thread being made in MY honour...

    Regardless, happy b-day Weltall
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    #9
    23rd July 2007, 9:08 PM
    Neither did I, last month.

    But when a guy PAYS out of his own pocket to give 6 to 8 people a place to post weird pictures, inexplicably worship Bo Jackson, and occasionally talk about video games, I think he deserves at the very least recognition of his birthday :).

    You crazy Canadians and your unnecessary u's. It's an <i>honor</i> to meet one of you.
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    #10
    23rd July 2007, 9:11 PM
    Well apparently with that accent they actually pronounce the extra u's too.

    So where we say "color" (quick, efficient, rolls off the tongue), they say "colouereoon plero".
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #11
    23rd July 2007, 9:49 PM
    I present this picture of the four dollar hooker I got you on this the day of your vaginal passing Ryan!

    [Image: RtanPic.jpg]
    Mating Season - PA by dmephisto

    Yea, I'm a little bastard... I know :)
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    #12
    24th July 2007, 12:33 AM
    Fittisize Wrote:You know, I turned 19 a mere 23 days ago. I don't remember a thread being made in MY honour...

    Regardless, happy b-day Weltall

    Whoah I am older Fitisize
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    #13
    25th July 2007, 6:56 PM
    ....the vegetable woman shits peas?

    wtf is your deal toven? Are you.... are you in to fecal porn? :crap:

    Or is it... a frog woman.... who's laying dozens of eggs...?

    Again... fecal porn...? :crap:

    Either way you make Myra Hindley look like Clara Barton.
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    #14
    25th July 2007, 6:59 PM
    lazy's a big prude. :D
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #15
    25th July 2007, 9:46 PM
    Number 2 guess is correct it's a frog lady and those are eggs. And no it doesn't get me hot and wet, nor my penis sticky. :) That's reserved for Chinese women endowed with plastic surgery and jello. J-E-L-L-O.... better get some carpet cleaner!...

    On the contrary I posted it because It's probably the grossest picture on DA and therefor worthy for Ryan's birthday thread.

    Now wet salty snake cock, so good it tastes like wet salty cat cock on a warm summers day, just after you beet the shit out of them for being honing and annoying the fuck out of you. I'm not gay, I masturbate to two humongous breasts wile eating the snake cock. I pretend Martha stewart has been a naughty girl and needs a spanking..
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