4th July 2006, 1:30 PM
Movie Review: Superman Returns
Dedicated to Christopher Reaves
This movie was horrible!!!! An insult to Mr. Reaves memory! Let me explain…
Plot:
1 out of 5
Basically Mr. Luther is back and his grand scheme is to take over the world by… Wait for it… Selling real-estate, you heard me correctly, Lex has stolen the secrete to making buildings out of crystals, after hacking superman’s computer composted of millions of shiny stones! Lex is convinced people will pay him billions of dollars to live in homes made eternally made out of disgusting black stones; completely open to the elements with no heating cooling ext. Lex is also convinced that the stones hold the key to the unbelievable technological achievements of kalel’s home world. However, in the entire movie the stones, do no more than grow really big, and well that’s it, they grow… I can do the same thing with a chea-pet. The movie is full of the man of steal making horrible decisions, like trying to steal Lois lane from her husband, abandoning his parents for several years, eventually abandoning his 12 year old son, and flying off into space to go where? Where is he going????
Special Effects:
3 out of 5
The CG scenes where decent however I’ve seen better and they where obvious fabrications. The close-ups of superman flying where an obvious green screen and looked horrible, the Hair Potter flying on the broom effect would have looked much better and been more appropriate, overall not worthy of a modern production.
Acting:
3 out of 5
Acting was good, especially, from the child actor who player super son, and Mrs. Kent. Lex was ok, but not great, and superman’s range of emotion was limited due to one a poor script, and two the actors overall range.
Overall not worth seeing or even renting, and definitely not a tribute to Mr. Reeves memory.
2 out of 5!
Dedicated to Christopher Reaves
This movie was horrible!!!! An insult to Mr. Reaves memory! Let me explain…
Plot:
1 out of 5
Basically Mr. Luther is back and his grand scheme is to take over the world by… Wait for it… Selling real-estate, you heard me correctly, Lex has stolen the secrete to making buildings out of crystals, after hacking superman’s computer composted of millions of shiny stones! Lex is convinced people will pay him billions of dollars to live in homes made eternally made out of disgusting black stones; completely open to the elements with no heating cooling ext. Lex is also convinced that the stones hold the key to the unbelievable technological achievements of kalel’s home world. However, in the entire movie the stones, do no more than grow really big, and well that’s it, they grow… I can do the same thing with a chea-pet. The movie is full of the man of steal making horrible decisions, like trying to steal Lois lane from her husband, abandoning his parents for several years, eventually abandoning his 12 year old son, and flying off into space to go where? Where is he going????
Special Effects:
3 out of 5
The CG scenes where decent however I’ve seen better and they where obvious fabrications. The close-ups of superman flying where an obvious green screen and looked horrible, the Hair Potter flying on the broom effect would have looked much better and been more appropriate, overall not worthy of a modern production.
Acting:
3 out of 5
Acting was good, especially, from the child actor who player super son, and Mrs. Kent. Lex was ok, but not great, and superman’s range of emotion was limited due to one a poor script, and two the actors overall range.
Overall not worth seeing or even renting, and definitely not a tribute to Mr. Reeves memory.
2 out of 5!
