Jesus was a heathen little devil child!

[etoven]

According to the History channel special “Banned from the Bible”, the book of Thomas says that little Jesus was guilty of such crimes as robbery, blinding an older man, and pushing a child off the roof of a building where he was killed.

But, of course little Jesus rose the child from the dead, and asked him did he murder him, of course the child said no (caused he couldn’t have murdered him if he wasn’t dead) and Jesus escaped punishment.

Apparently, Jesus had to go crazy and loose his father (his mortal father), before he “got with the program.”

[Great Rumbler]

Here's the full text for anyone who wants to read it:

http://jdt.unl.edu/thomasbook.htm

[etoven]

Here's the full text for anyone who wants to read it:

http://jdt.unl.edu/thomasbook.htm

By the way, I don't think this is the full text only select chapters.

[lazyfatbum]

There's alot more than this removed from what we call the bible and way too many different people who made their own versions. But it's all based on stories from Mesopotamian (Babylonian) and Sumerian teachings anyway, or atleast most of it with the occasional dip in to oriental (persia, prussian), asian and nordic/viking/germanic belief systems. Which all have the same stories and are older.

The original title of the new testament was 'That crazy Jew and his hooligans with the hurting and the hooker person oh lady, not with the Christ Cup please, froin laven". It was then named 'Testament of the Jew King' then became 'Jew testament' then (while in an Assyrian conformist regime of upper mediteranean nomads) "Testament of the New King" and at which point it's believed to have been shortened to 'New Testament' and the pictures of Jesus practicing pederasty were removed for fear of giving the Ottoman empire a 'second wind' of encouragement. It's a scientific fact. It cant be proven but it's a scientific fact.