Wow, a big multiplatform game with online modes for the Gamecube!

[A Black Falcon]

Oh how helpful.

[OB1]

[A Black Falcon]

You have issues.

[OB1]

Yeah, stacks of issues of EGM!

*badum pssshhh!*



I'm so funny it hurts...

[Great Rumbler]

Anyone who likes poo games and doesn't like Superman 64 is somewhat nuts.

[A Black Falcon]

Actually, that was kind of funny... :)

And Superman 64 isn't the worst N64 game... well it might be, but Carmageddon 64 is right there with it. But it doesn't have creatively explained in the story pea-green fog really close in the whole game...

[OB1]

Well at least they tried to explain it, right? I love it when developers try to excuse graphical crappiness with an explanation in the game. Like Deus Ex's world is all blue and grey because the color fairies who used to color the world with wonderful colors were killed in The Collapse.

[Great Rumbler]

Only a true villain like Lex Luther could come up with something as evil as forcing you to fly through rings...over and over and over and over AND OVER!!

[OB1]

I actually rented that game.

[Great Rumbler]

I actually own it, but I only payed like $5 for it.

[A Black Falcon]

Just to have the infamous 'worst n64 game'? Did you dig up Bebe's Kids for SNES too?

[Great Rumbler]

Just to have the infamous 'worst n64 game'?

With games like that you HAVE to play them! Just to see how bad they really are.

[A Black Falcon]

I have managed to resist... :)

[Great Rumbler]

That's because you suck. All the cool kids have played it! :p

[OB1]

You tell him!

[Great Rumbler]

Hahahaha...ah...Superman 64 really is an awful game, though.

[A Black Falcon]

When a game is that abysmally bad why should one play it, exactly?

[Great Rumbler]

So that one day you'll be able to tell your children "You know that game Superman 64? The one that's the worst game ever? I played it."

[A Black Falcon]

Ah.

[Great Rumbler]

It's like a badge of courage.

[OB1]

Actually if you plan on getting into game design it's probably a good idea to play stuff like Superman 64 from time to time. To find out what exactly made it so bad, and try to avoid similar problems with your own projects.

[Great Rumbler]

Also, it's a good idea to read Seanbaby's article every month in EGM for that same purpose.

[OB1]

Oh yes. And his website.