.Net and PHP

[etoven]

Who here thinks .Net is a sexy lady?...
Wait.. Before you answer.... .Net is a sexy lady....

That's right your a whore PHP, a dirty stupid whore, and no one likes you.
.Net could easily whip your ass, did you know that Linux now supports .Net?? That's because your disgusting PHP and people hate you. .Net is so sexy... It's me naked with a popcorn bucket over my penis sexy.. That's right! I watch Star Trek naked while you rub my cock .Net!

People use you, PHP because your pecan pie, no ones tried apple yet! But those who take a sweet sweet nip of the .Net juiciness know how good it is. That's right PHP your a cheap whore! That's why poor people like you! Your dry and leave a dirty taste on my penis, PHP. Your like fucking the emperor in Star Wars. You fuck emperor PHP because he is popular and free... But then you realize, hay this is fucking discusting! Like fucking a used tire... In Public... At Dennies... And then .Net walks into the room and from then on it's like you've been reborn with a new purpose.. .Net wet dreams comprise your sweet sweet sexy nights, every night till you die.... Alone.... Hard... Horney... And full of the glory of sweet Mistress IIS...

Because IIS loves her children, and IIS and .Net make for one sexy family.
.Net, you bring life to the internet.. Your Ajax extender controls make my websites awesome! Like spanking your coworkers penis with a pushpin awesome!

My cat sleeps now...
She dreams of .Net... and being fed... and how much eating reminds her of .Net! .Net your like my naked Lucy Lew, only with huge tits! And in the mood.. To fuck me... Right now!

Take me .Net! I am yours now and forever...
Begone PHP! Your like a dirty Salem girl, who weighs 500 pounds, and does 'tricks' for cigarettes, while your baby lies at home, alone and hungry, in the dark....

And slowly dies.... slowly dies...

[Weltall]

[Unreadphilosophy]

^Thank you, Ryan. You just scarred my childhood.

[Geno]

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