Funny Anti-Bush Ads!

[geoboy]

Yeah. Most of them are pretty dumb except for this one, but I'm mainly just posting this to piss off Weltall and Darunia. :D

Enjoy! http://www.bushin30seconds.org/

[alien space marine]

canadian politics is so boring.Since Joe clark and stockwell day left its not as funny.

They had a funnier one , Were they asked the question if Bush was your dad what would happen?

They had a scene were he was banging next door neighbor and his son came in, Bush said "its ok son I know shes not mom but she is Rich"!

[Sacred Jellybean]

Hahaha, yeah, I've seen these before... funny stuff.

They had a funnier one , Were they asked the question if Bush was your dad what would happen?

They had a scene were he was banging next door neighbor and his son came in, Bush said "its ok son I know shes not mom but she is Rich"!

[Great Rumbler]

They had a scene were he was banging next door neighbor and his son came in, Bush said "its ok son I know shes not mom but she is Rich"!

Perhaps you've confused Bush with someone else. Bill Clinton, perhaps?

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BAM!!!

[The Former DMiller]

Clinton didn't bang the rich ladies, he just tapped whatever was available. :)

[Great Rumbler]

True. :D

[lazyfatbum]

lmao I cant believe people hate Bush.

It just goes to show how simple minded most of the country still is. I cant wait to hear all their whining the first year in to Kerry's reign when people realize that he's the greater of two evils. All politics are corrupt, it's how global business gets done, if you dont know how to walk the walk, you'll be targeted as a weakness. If people would open their eyes they would realize how fucked up the entire middle east conflict is and why someone needs to take care of it. ALL of Europe, ALL of it has a very lengthy history with the middle east in trade mostly under the table so it's not 'official'. That means you get away with more; Ever care to notice how cheap the gas is in Europe? You better believe it, the only reason Europe is up in arms over the ordeal is because they're losing their allies in the dick sucking competition of the century. Everything you see on TV or read in the paper... It's all a front to confuse and demoralize the entire action taken with the middle east. It's people out of the loop who dont have any real thoughts or opinions on the matter who are desperate in trying to find answers.

Maybe they need to see more pictures of Americans hanging off a bridge by their necks or seeing a man have his head removed in the name of God. Maybe people will "have more grasp on the situation" if another plane hits or another bomb goes off in a building. In WW2 "everyone" knew why we went to war. We need to take down an evil dictator, we need to get back at them for bombing pearl harbor, we need to do stop innocent people from being killed and tortured in the name of money and religious bullshit. We need to do *something* ANYTHING to make sure it doesn't happen again. And we won, and the entire world turned their backs on us after we SAVED THEM simply because they're jealous.

No one is praising Bush for taking down an evil dictator that was using his *own* people as cannon fodder and trying to lead them in to a holy war that would have consumed the entire continent. No one is praising Bush for being the only person with a pair of balls to finally get the middle east to shut the fuck up and realize the universe doesn't revolve around their money-stuffed ass. And no one is praising Bush for going after Al Queda after they reenacted Pearl Harbor in New York. But no one cares, all people want to do is spout forth politically correct garbage that makes them feel smart when in reality they dont have single clue of what's going on. Pathetic.

But like I said, it's going to be an awesome ride when Kerry takes office. Get ready for a leader that will use one hand to greet you and another to stab you in the back. Has anyone here read up on what he wants to do while he's in office? I've got my popcorn and sno-caps.

[geoboy]

Just so you know, I'm not voting for Kerry. But I'm not voting for Bush either. :p

[alien space marine]

If Nobody cared about 9/11 then why is there so many terrorist being arrested and caught in canada and Europe by the police and the secret service? People do give a shit! Otherwise there would have been no effort to crack down on Terrorist activities and no attempt to increase sercurity.

After 9/11 Bush was liked for standing up and going out agiast Bin ladin , Everyone even the french went to afghanistan and helped out.

People are not happy that he diverted the money and concentration from Osama Bin ladin to go fight a cruisade war in Iraq just to finnish up his dads little squabble with Saddam Hussein. Sure Saddam was a asshole and killed alot of people but so does Kim Pingyong and unlike Saddam he has the nukes to back his threats and even the desire to sell weapons to terrorist. What was bad was that Bush exaderated and perhaps even twisted facts out of proportions as to why Saddam was a threat and played on everyones 9/11 fears so he could get the Ok so smack Saddam ass,It didnt matter weither his allegations were true or not. It would have been bad if Saddam got nukes but I doubt he would be such a idiot as too attack the U.S directly same with isreal it simpily would have kept him in Iraq alot longer , But all you needed was U.N inspectors and a little patience and you would have caught Saddam with his pants down eventually and then the war and recontruction would have gone better with more international support if you had just waited , There is no way Saddam could run a Nuclear program with weapons inspectors running around plus all the spy work on his activities.Saddam had no Al'Qeada connections and he was contained and it was not worth it in the imediate time.

What you have done most especially with the recent Prisoner abuse scandal is proven to the islamic world that the U.S has it in for them.It has not helped agiast Al'qeada it has boosted their recruiting and support for their cause, Sure Al'qeada is gonna be pissed either way but atleast you could have made peace with most of the Muslims and it would have helped in the long run.

Rumfeild should resign , He screwed up and it didnt matter weither he knew about the abuse or not, because he should have known what was going on under his belt there is no excuss , It waisnt just one prison it was more then one , It has made a fool and a desgrace to the U.S reputation since your sopposed to be the ones with the Moral highground not to do these sort of things espcially since stoping this kind of barbarism was why you went too Iraq.

Some of the prisoners were not Enemy combatants but just men held under suspicion without being charged .The men were POW and what is even more shameful is that Saddam never humiliated the U.S prisoners captured in such a grotesque disgusting manner and all of them when they were freed said they were treated well.

Sure the death of the americans and Berg is awful too , But it doesnt justify doing bad things in return.

I dont like John Kerry , To me he is Bush with a Donkey Pin. But the question is who is worse?

[The Former DMiller]

The war on terror can't really be compared to World War II. In WW2 we knew what we had to do to win the war. In the war on terrorism I don't think it is ever possible to fully "win" the war as there will always be people who hate the United States who will resort to terrorism. Nevertheless, I agreed with the decision to go to Afghanistan because it was obvious there were many Al Qaeda operatives in the country. I also supported the decision to go to Iraq based on what we were told about weapons of mass destruction and Hussein's attempts to use them on the US or give them to terrorists. I lost my respect for the administration when it turned out we were misled and they still don't want to admit they made mistakes. I can't stand the fact that we are in a prolonged war and the initial reason we went into the country was either a lie or shaky intelligence (most likely).

Don't get me wrong, though, it is definitely a good thing Hussein is out of power, but it just seems like we didn't plan very well for a post-war Iraq. Can you tell me who is in the running to intermittently lead Iraq come June 30th? One of the most likely candidates is dead, and another has ties to Iran and is now under investigation. The whole situation is a mess, and I think the resources of the US could have been better used to help rebuild Afghanistan and hunt for Osama bin Laden.

For a while I appreciated Bush's "bring it on" approach, but I can now see it is not in the best interest of the United States. He has alienated some of our closest allies and made our enemies hate us even more. It also bothers me that he never, ever admits to mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes, but they should be able to fess up to them which is something no one in this administration will do. When something goes wrong you can watch the news channels and every single Republican will come out defending the administration with the exact same lines. I'm not saying they say similar things, I'm saying they spout out the same party rhetoric that they've been fed. I'm not saying it doesn't happen on the other side of the aisle either, but it is not nearly as ubiquitous.

I just don't like the direction the country is going in right now, especially since I've gotten into education and seen what No Child Left Behind is really doing. I don't know about Kerry's ability to keep up the war on terror, but I at least think he can smooth over foreign relations and try to bring more of our allies to our side like they were following 9-11.

[lazyfatbum]

No one helped us in 9/11 because no other country wanted to do ANYTHING abour terrorists in their OWN COUNTRIES. Allies are just that, they are people who help. People who pretend to know better and do nothing but stand and wtach as we do all the work are not allies.

And yeah i'm not voting for anyone either. :D

[The Former DMiller]

In the Afghanistan war we had a lot more countries supporting us because of the support we had after 9-11. Did you know both France and Germany had a significant number of troops fighting in Afghanistan? Sounds like they were doing quite a lot to help us. We also had all of the current members of the "coalition of the willing" in Iraq helping in Afghanistan. Currently, there are only 5 countries other than the US with a significant number of troops in Iraq, and by significant I mean more than 1000. We had many more countries helping us in Afghanistan so it is obvious something has changed since then.

[Great Rumbler]

If the probe into the Oil for Food scandal produces the information that a lot of people think it will we'll know a little more about why some countries weren't quite so willing to go after Saddam.

[alien space marine]

For a while I appreciated Bush's "bring it on" approach, but I can now see it is not in the best interest of the United States. He has alienated some of our closest allies and made our enemies hate us even more. It also bothers me that he never, ever admits to mistakes. Everyone makes mistakes, but they should be able to fess up to them which is something no one in this administration will do. When something goes wrong you can watch the news channels and every single Republican will come out defending the administration with the exact same lines. I'm not saying they say similar things, I'm saying they spout out the same party rhetoric that they've been fed. I'm not saying it doesn't happen on the other side of the aisle either, but it is not nearly as ubiquitous.

Clinton did atleast have the balls to admit he lied under oath and Infact he did fuck that whore Monica.Clinton did make a total ass hole out of the U.S goverment , But atleast it never incited hate toward the U.S or costed alot of money and lives .

I remeber when Clinton attacked Iraq , People said he started a war to get attention away from his sex scandal .

I remeber a Protester with a Sign saying "Clinton makes Sex not war"!

But I actually believe Clinton's reason for attacking Iraq since it was because the british had been fired apon in the do not fly zone.But that little quick bombing run didnt last long before we headed back into Clintons bed room and heard more about his sick Orgies.

Clinton is like the closest thing we will ever have to having Lazy fat bum as president.

[lazyfatbum]

Actually I think i'm more like Harry ass Truman. I wouldn't have boned my secretary. I'd be the president with the windows open in the white house having Naked Time and trying to skate in my socks on the nice shiny floors.

I would like someone to find me actual dialogue spoken by the president that shows that he lied in some way. When Pakistan tested nukes so did Iraq, but it wasn't just nukes we were after. It was his arsenal of bio-weapons. Including a new type shell that can be fired from automatic weapons that contain a poisonous gas - So you could be wounded in the foot from this bullet but still die.

Now we found underground bunkers completely empty with traces of radiation and we found a handful of these shells. So the weapons are there, just hidden. On another note, the weapons of mass destruction was our official reason of infiltrating Iraq. Our real motive was to take down Saddam and round up Al Queda and any training facility. This is a REAL war with REAL value, this isn't some Vietnam CIA war bowl shit, everyone needs to support this action so we can keep nut jobs from killing civilians in the name of God. Has everyone forgotten that every terrorist in history is arab!? Not all arabs are terrorists, but all terrorists have been arab.

[Dark Jaguar]

Not every terrorist. I think maybe you forgot the OKLAHOMA CITY BOMBING. Yeah I know, that doesn't count because it's in Oklahoma and everyone here kinda deserves a fertlizer bomb now and again, but still...

[lazyfatbum]

That's true but I wouldn't count that as terrorism because he wasn't an organization of people hell bent on pushing their values. He was just some guy.

With a type writer

and a shack

Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Ted
A poor mountaineer who blew up people -dead
He was out one day, lightin' a fuse...
And soon he became...bigger than news.....

With a black soul, defective and free that is.

Well the next thing you know ol' Ted's a hunted man, His kinfolks say that he's a wack-o man, They said "Californey" is the place he outta be, So they locked him right up and threw away the key.....

[The Former DMiller]

I didn't say Bush lied, I said he might have lied. I made a point of saying it was more likely that the WMD stuff came from faulty intelligence. If you still think we are going to find a boatload of WMDs you're going to be waiting for a long time. I remember thinking every-time there was a "Possible WMDs Found" story on the news during the war that the countries against us during the war would finally shut-up, but not a single WMD cache was found which is what we were told would be found.

Also, you happen to forget the little situation in Northern Ireland. Classifying all terrorists as Arabs is far from the truth.

[lazyfatbum]

Yeah Irish people bombing Ireland. Terrorists are highly trained global assassins with resources available to commit mass murder, local terrorism by untrained people is called a militia or guerilla warfare and usually uses home made weapons, melee and rarely, automatic weapons depending on the scale of the warfare but is usually done in order to break from an existing government and create a new one. That's between Ireland and England, not us. Not until Irish people come over here and bomb this country, then it would just be confusing.

Let me reiterate and expand on what I said, ALL organized groups of trained assassins who have attacked multiple peoples and targets on a global scale using advanced weapons and techniques to commit mass murder for political and religous reasons were Arabs.

We have proof of Iraq testing nuclear weapons in the desert along with just about every other middle eastern nation, we have multiple references and paper trails between Iraq, China and Europe and even USA who GAVE THEM heavy weapons. At the very least, we know for a fact that we gave them some hefty weapons back in the early 90's and we have evidence that suggests many of those weapons were sold or traded for tactical nukes to be fired from a ground position and heavy firepower, including more advanced bio weapons which were USED on Iraqi people. This is a FACT, it cannot be argued, it cannot be mistaken and it is one of the factors in why we're there. Though it isn't the main factor.

DMiller I love you but you are spouting bullshit. The same bullshit brought in to our homes through television, radio and the ever powerful newspaper. ALL OF THOSE MEDIUMS are opinionated and slanted beyond belief and should never be trusted or used for anything other than entertainment.

Except maybe the weather and used car ads.

And the comics (they teach us what's funny at the office).

If you want real news find some people who are in the military, you'll get all the truth you can swallow.

[alien space marine]

What about those Crazy indian Hindui phychos? In canada in the 80's they had a little war amongst themselves and they decided to blow up a hole plane load of people because they didnt like one of the passengers .Instead of being smart and killing this guy with a sniper at his home they went crazy and blew up a plane he flew on.

Whats sad is that my parents were at the air port were this plane had taken off from that same day , They saw all of them before they died waiting at the gate with all their children.

But I guess what makes the Hunduis not so bad is that atleast their not trying to kill us and the plane was Air india but some canadian and american tourist died,What happen to Ghandis non violent resistance?

Well India lives since they made Apu on the simpsons.

Oklohoma waisnt done alone by one man, It was actually triggerd by Neo Nazi sentiment but the rest didnt have the balls to go fight the war he started.

The Uni Bomber is a terrorist, Sure has no agenda other then his love of making little bows by bombing specific areas on a map so it looks like a "U".

The PLQ in canada in the 70's were terrorist though they only killed one guy.

local terrorism by untrained people is called a militia or guerilla warfare and usually uses home made weapons

Al'qeada is a militia and Guerilla group ,Sure they are not taking the U.S on as a Guerilla army on your home terf, But they fight in afghanistan and iraq in little militia groups probaily making their own bombs.

[lazyfatbum]

No, no and no. Go home.

[AlexZello]

What do you think of Obadiah Shoher's views on the Middle East conflict? One can argue, of course, that Shoher is ultra-right, but his followers are far from being a marginal group. Also, he rejects Jewish moralistic reasoning - that's alone is highly unusual for the Israeli right. And he is very influential here in Israel. So what do you think?

uh, here's the site in question: Middle East conflict

[alien space marine]

Fuck the middle east beat them with a rubber dick and a nuclear bomb on top!

[etoven]

Ok, non of those ads play anymore....

[A Black Falcon]

This thread is three and a half years old, is that surprising?