halp?

[lazyfatbum]

Okay so I get myself in front of a pooter to get (finally, Jesus) ebay done and someone for some unknown reason DELETED WORD! WAHT??? So I google it and get nuthin, go to MS.com and get nuthin (tho i'm d/l a thing called word viewer wtfux cant edit?) and apparently if for any reason you delete word, getting it back is like ....doing something really difficult and frustrating! masturbating a whale ON LAND! Picking up dimes with your EYE LASHES! Watching entire episodes of Saved by the Bell!

FARTING a SONANT

Okay. Imagine nickdaddyg's children and the events that brought them there. Imagine them lifting weights, as a family, buying custom guns and brimming with ghettoness in private vocational schools and MODELING for their OWN PICTURES

SHARE MY PAIN

...I mean. Yeah, so... yunno, can I get word back?

plz :crap:

[lazyfatbum]

Game Cube Collection

- Black Game Cube with Black Gameboy Player & Boot Disc in original case and original Game Cube box and instructions.
- 3 Pairs of DK Bongos
- 2 Normal Memory Cards plus 1 Third Party (Madcatz) 3X Memory Card (Plus Animal Crossing Memory Included!) Total of 4
- Included A/V Hookups and Power Adapter
- Component Video Cable (Rare!)
- 5 controllers (2 purple, 1 orange, 1 black) plus gray Wavebird
* Wavebird in excellent condition, other controllers have wear and tear from ferrets but are clean and work fine)
- 2 controller Extension Cables
- Action Replay Cheat Device (Disc & Hardware)

- 31 Games: All Games in excellent condition and have original box and pamphlets/instructions unless noted

*Mario Kart: Double Dash
*Sonic Riders
*Resident Evil Remake
*Time Splitters 2
*Product Number 3 (P.N.03)
*Metroid Prime (K-Mart exclusive version came with Wavebird controller)
*Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
*Chibi-Robo
*Animal Crossing w/memory card
*Worms 3D
*Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
*F Zero: GX
*Beyond Good and Evil (VERY RARE)
*Harry Potter: Quidditch World Cup
*Donkey Konga
*Wave Race: Blue Storm
*Pikmin 2
*Luigi’s Mansion
*1080: Avalanche (no instructions)
*Star Wars Rouge Leader (Rogue Squadron II)
*Star Wars: Rebel Strike (Rogue Squadron III)
*Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance
*Eternal Darkness: Sanity’s Requiem
*Wario Ware inc. Mega Party Game$
*Super Monkey Ball 2
*Viewtiful Joe
*Super Mario Sunshine
*Starfox Assault
*Starfox Adventures
*Batallion Wars
*Super Smash Brothers: Melee

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Nintendo 64 Collection

- Nintendo 64 (black) With Expansion Pak Upgrade and Original N64 box and instructions
- A/V Cables
- Power Adapter
- Works great
- 3 Game Sharks containing thousands of codes - Vr. 2.0, 3.0 and 3.3 (works with all N64 games)
- 2 Controller Rumble Paks (gray)
- 4 Controllers (red, gray, gold, see-thru purple *almost new*) work great, some wear and tear
- Controller Memory Pak

- 41 Games:
*Super Smash Bros.
*Killer Instinct Gold
*Banjo~Kazooie
*Shadowman (with original included map!)
*Gex64
*Rush 2: extreme racing usa
*Winback
*Ken Griffey Jr.'s Slugfest
*Pokemon Stadium
*Pokemon Snap!
*Tetrisphere
*Battle Tanx: Global Assault
*Battle Tanx
*Jet Force Gemini
*1080 Snowboarding
*Starfox 64
*Turok the Dinosaur Hunter
*Pilotwings 64
*F-Zero X
*Goldeneye
*Perfect Dark
*Ready to Rumble Boxing
*Bomberman 64
*Hybrid Heaven
*Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
*Star Wars: Ep. 1: Pod Racer
*Blast Corps
*Donkey Kong 64
*Ogre Battle 64 (RARE!)
*Paper Mario
*Doom 64
*Body Harvest
*Diddy Kong Racing
*Beetle Adventure Racing
*Mission: Impossible
*Super Mario 64
*Banjo~Tooie
*Excitebike 64
*Waverace 64
*Mario Kart 64
*Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards

Games with boxes and instructions:

1080 Snowboarding w/flashcard too
Jet Force Gemini
Ogre Battle 64
Perfect Dark
Hybrid Heaven
DK 64
Goldeneye
Battle Tanx Global assault
F-Zero X w/flashcard too
Banjo~Tooie
Shadowman (with original map too)
Mario 64

Blast Corps – box, no instructions

Expansion Pak box
Memory pak box

Instructions no box:

Starfox 64
Excite bike 64
Starwars Rogue Squadron
Diddy Kong racing
Starwars Ep 1 racer
Beetle adventure racing
Ready 2 rumble boxing

Some posters, Chrono Trigger, Super Metroid (Earthworm Jim on back), Sonic Advance, Mortal Kombat II and Mario

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Super Nintendo Collection

- Super Nintendo Entertainment System (original style)
- Super Gameboy (play original Gameboy and Gameboy color games on your TV)
- 2 Controllers
- A/V cables
- Super Scope with Sensor bar (Missing eyepiece) works.

- 16 Super Nintendo games:

*Super Mario All-Stars
*Donkey Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble
*Super Ghouls and Ghosts
*Ms. Pacman
*Super Mario World
*Frogger
*The Lost Vikings
*Yoshi's Island
*Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
*Super Mario Kart
*Mr. Do!
*Secret of Mana
*Street Fighter II
*Mario Paint (no mouse)
*Star Trek: Star Fleet Academy
*Donkey Kong Country (with box)

SNES instruction manuals:

Donkey Kong Country (with box too)
Super Mario Kart
Donkey Kong Country 3
The Super Nintendo manual
Super Mario All Stars
Super Mario World
Ms. Pacman
Donkey Kong Country 2
Yoshi’s Island
The Super Nintendo Super Scope manual

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Virtual Boy

Virtual Boy in excellent condition with original box

- Controller
- Battery Pack
- Original felt Visor in excellent condition
- No stand
- Includes Wario Land

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Gameboy Color collection

- Purple Gameboy Color with original box, no scratches on Gameboy
- White Nyko Wormlight
- Link cables for multiplayer

- 7 Gameboy Color Games:

*Bionic Commando (with instructions)
*Rugrats: Totally Angelica
*Spiderman
*Kirby's Dream Land
*Tetris
*Bubble Bobble
*Donkey Kong

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Gameboy Advance & Gameboy Advance SP collection

- Gameboy Advance, no scratches, excellent condition, purple
- Gameboy Advance SP, silver, some scratches on top, screen is perfect.

- Power Charger
- Link cables for multiplayer
- 2 Gameboy to Game Cube Link Cables
- Purple Nyko Worm Light

- 11 Gameboy Advance games:

*Mario Kart Super Circuit
*Sonic Advance
*Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced
*Metroid IV: Fusion
*Metroid: Zero Mission
*Earthworm Jim
*X-Men: Reign of Apocalypse
*Super Monkeyball Jr.
*Lilo & Stitch
*Sega Smash Pack: Ecco the Dolphin, Golden Axe and Sonic Spinball
*Ecks Vs. Sever

GBA instruction manuals:

Metroid Zero Mission
Metroid 4: Fusion
Final Fantasy Tactics
Sonic Advance

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Nintendo DS collection

- Nintendo DS Phat style, some scratches on top, both screens are perfect, has original stylus
- Power Charger
- Styli in multiple colors
- Original Wrist Strap
- Official Carrying case

- 8 Nintendo DS games: All games have original case and instructions/pamphlets

*Brain Age w/Sudoku
*Animal Crossing: Wild World
*Diddy Kong Racing DS
*Advance Wars: Dual Strike
*WarioWare: Touched!
*Mario Kart DS
*New Super Mario Bros.
*Nintendogs (Lab)

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NOT HAVING WORD SUCKS

[Dark Jaguar]

Find your MS Office CD and reinstall it. Simple as that really. Shouldn't be that hard ya know?

If you've lost it, then might I suggest Openoffice.org? It's free and can view and edit Word documents.

[lazyfatbum]

If I had the CD I wouldn't have asked for halp. :D

Openoffice.org is where i'm a viking! thank you on you with thanking for you! To you. Whatever. Imma edit words now.

[Dark Jaguar]

If by viking you mean you just discovered it, no worries because the interface is pretty easy to adapt to if you are used to MS Office. If you don't have the install CD for Office and you managed to delete it from your disk, there's really no way to get it back. Microsoft is certainly not going to just let you download the whole thing from their site, and download.com and so on are hardly going to host it.

[etoven]

Might I suggest OpenOffice?
It's free, It reads office files, it behaves like office, and It's open source.

*reads post again* Opps, someone beet me to the suggestion... O well...

[lazyfatbum]

*suddenly nude*

May your weresluts and amphibious pea-shitting women give you many years of unhealthy pleasure and awkward therapy sessions.

*touches his penis to yours and makes a 'ting' sound*

Its good but slow, dunno why. But it works heartily and makes text do stuff which is good... for hands.

Good.

For hands.

For hands.

Good.

Hands.

For good.

'ting'

[Dark Jaguar]

Etoven, open source doesn't matter to non-programmers.

[lazyfatbum]

Is that why it's slow?

Maybe since its open sourced, it leaks CPU thingies. If we could close its source, it wont leak and then it'll run faster!

nigga i dun figga dat out e zee

[Dark Jaguar]

Yeah, here's what you do. Buy my new "source closer patches" and glue them to your hard disk. They use magnetic quantum effects and... crystals (yeah crystals) to close the sources in your programs and make them run faster. Your whole system should get a boost! $300.

Anyway, the only real slowness I noticed was starting up the program, and yes, it is worse than Office in that regard. But, it's only a few seconds and I don't mind the wait myself. There's a seperate program that sits in the background that exists only to boost loading times, but to be honest I hate background apps like that so I killed that thing as soon as I saw it.

[A Black Falcon]

OpenOffice is awesome. It's what I use... I'd probably use WordPerfect if I had a recent version of it to install, but I don't, so OpenOffice is the next best thing... not quite WP's equal, but quite good. And vastly superior to MS Office.