Pat Robertson stubs his toes and makes brick walls cry.

[Dark Jaguar]

http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=57262&

http://www.cbn.com/communitypublic/shake.asp

Holy...

(Note, clearly this is a ridiculous claim from a ridiculous man, but let's just go with it and make a new web fad.)

Pat Robertson's leg strength is told of in epic tales! He was the one they modelled Atlus after. He kicked down the Collosus of Rodes! He practiced his kung-fu (Jesus-fu) in the Sahara Forest, or at least that's what the place was called back then.

[lazyfatbum]

When i was 17 or so I went to a golds gym twice a week, my favorite thing to do was leg presses. the machine normally maxed out at 700 or so pounds unless the trainer was attending you, then it could go up to 3000 or so. One day when i arrived at the gym i felt unusually frisky and hit on the female trainer who rejected me harshly, to make up for this loss in manhood I, pausing here for dramatic effect, pressed over 2000 pounds and recieved a brief applause, including the female trainer's approval of my massive and obvious superior manhood. I also had to be taken home immeadiately, where i did not move for several days because of intense pain. I fucking salute you Mr. Robertson, too bad you represent a religion based on comparitively false beliefs and innacurate history, but god damn you have balls sir.

[Dark Jaguar]

He sure does! And if the hurricanes hitting the southeast were punishment from god for some unseen sin, either EVERY SINGLE PERSON there did something terrible enough to deserve it or god just doesn't care too much about collateral damage.

[lazyfatbum]

he figures he's wrecking his own krap, he'll repent later by giving celebrities and sports icons what they want.

[Dark Jaguar]

Look you! Celebrities and sports icons deserve everything we can give them and more by virtue of us having seen their faces, their FACES!

[lazyfatbum]

To some cultures that's meaningful!

Tom Cruise: I AM GORGO OF THE THOUSAND FACED MOON