Today I turn 25

[Smoke]

Wow. Only 5 more years till 30. :(

[A Black Falcon]

:(

Trying not to think about it is really all you can do.

Umm, do we need the birthday image? :)

[Weltall]

Holy fuck you're old.

[Dark Jaguar]

Hey don't look at it like that. Think of it this way. See your years as "levels", so in other words, only 5 more years to LEVEL 30!

[The Former DMiller]

But isn't level 30 when your hair statistic starts to degrade? I believe your fat statisitic increases as well along with your ugliness statistic. Well, enough with the depressing stats, Happy Birthday!

[lazyfatbum]

HAPPY VAGINAL PASSING DAY!!!!!!!

25 years ago your mouth was filled with your mother's fluids and probably feces, way to go! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You have been part of a life long experiment of branding individuals in to yet another classification but this main catagory deals with numbers! That's right! You can now attach a new number to your already changing numerical statistics: Your weight, height, vision, number of fat cells versus muscle percentage, the amount of money you currently have and hope to have in the future, number of BM's per week (by day?), the numerical value of the attractiveness of the opposite sex (and of course yours!) and how many you have been sexual with or hope to be! Now you're age has altered as well! CONGRATULATIONS! Yes, Happy Birthday Dear Smoke! You have furthered your identity by placing yet another new number in your conscious brain to dictate your lifestyle! Watch how the younger girls avoid you; A constant reminder of your mortal soul and your awareness of death that IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU WAITING AT EVERY TURN FOR YOU TO FUCK UP SO IT CAN DRAG YOU IN TO THE BLACK OCEAN OF ETERNAL SLEEP.

...and many mooooooore! BLOW THE DAMN CANDLES

[Laser Link]

Happy birthday, you old goat. I feel that way too sometimes, especially because I am usually hanging out with 18-20 year olds. Anyway, hope you had a great day!

[Great Rumbler]

Congratulations, Smoke! You're one-fourth of the way to dead!

[A Black Falcon]

I don't think that helps, GR... :)

[EdenMaster]

You're one-fourth of the way to dead!

That's the worst thing anyone has ever said to anybody in history :D

Happy (belated) Birthday, Smoke! Oh, and DMiller, don't forget, the most dangerous part of Level 30: The Mid-Life Crisis minigame!

[Great Rumbler]

I don't think that helps, GR...

Well it shouldn't!

That's the worst thing anyone has ever said to anybody in history

YES!!

[Smoke]

Thank you all.

Getting older's not too bad as long as you improve along the way. I'm certainly more mature now then when I first found Tendo City. Well as mature as a Nintendo fan can be anyway. ;)

[Weltall]

lmao, I remember that well enough :D

Think though, TC's fate would have been far different had you not been so immature :D

[Smoke]

Yes. We might all be living under the iron fisted rule of ninconvert.

[A Black Falcon]

And didn't his site die some years back?

Yeah, we're better off the way we are. :)