Mike Tyson: Its indephisical the irichips of this simination.
Don King: YEA NOGGA, IRICHIPS MY FRIEND!
Denzel Washington: ...did you... did you just say Nogga?
Wesely Snipes: I laughed so hard I spit milk out my nose... it was vampire milk. (I'm a vampire)
Morgan Freeman: ....see this is why we're always on Cops.
Vampires: Vorgul, check the records, see if we make vampire milk *looks at the brides of Dracula in an accusing way*
Brides of Dracula: Oh right sure, someone finds milk and they blame the one with tits. It's not like I leak milk okay? Besides, he said VAPIRE milk, i'm a VAMPRESS. A little different okay? ESS not IRE!
Vorgul: So... maybe it wasn't milk.....
Wesely Snipes: *spits out Vampire Milk* AWW MAN I DRANK SEMEN AGAIN!?
Don King: AAAHH LORDY LORDY LORDO.... hahaha lordo :D it's a funny word :D Lordo of the Rings! See? Now it's funny! *hair commits a seperatist act of violence towards African American Jews*
Sammy Davis Jr: ya'll know I can use this glass eye to shoot knives at yo ass, right? ya'll know that?
*Martin Luther King raises his hand*
Sammy Davis Jr: STFU Martin! *knife!*
*Martin Luther King dies again, with knife death*
Mike Tyson: That's uncredulistic against my pincipals :crap:
Don King: ONLY IN AMERICA! :D
Wesley Snipes: Not just semen but UNDEAD semen!
Tony Danza: ...can I drink it too?
Denzel Washington: alright, WHO INVITED THE ITALIAN GUY?!
Morgan Freeman: I think... I think it was Danny Glover.
Danny Glover: *pinned beneath a large fat woman* (No asshole it wasn't me!)
Morgan Freeman: Then it could only have been one man.....
Don King: Chef Boyardee
Morgan Freeman: No! Only one man.... who could have done such a thing.....
Dracula: ah ha ha ha ha!!!! YES!
Don King: shut whitey up and let Freeman tell his damn story. Shit, white people always talkin too loud. motherfucker not even invited. Shit.
Mike Tyson: I'm so antinsepapin whats gonna happen, i burst a blood veppel.
George Foreman: ....YOU DONT MEAN.......
URKLE: BOW INSOLENT PIGS, I DESTROY WORLDS IN A THOUGHT DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY CHEESE?
Danny Glover beneath a giant fat girl: (aww shit there goes the earth, i just subscribed to Maxim too!)
Giant Fat girl: I just ate Tony Danza.....
Tony Danza inside the giant woman's stomach: ....someone please God help me...
