6th April 2005, 6:21 PM
This is seriously one of the most bizarre movies that I've ever had the misfortune of watching twenty minutes of. It makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, it uses tons of stock footage from Star Wars spliced together with a story about Earth being protected by a shield made of human brains and nuclear weapons and...I don't know, it's crazy, and it has music ripped from Indiana Jones. It also has mummies. Yes. Mummies. I kid you not. All of the stock footage is edited and abused in the worst possible ways and the rest is so incredibly low budget and insane that's it's hilarious. These people couldn't even afford lasor beams and all their own effects consists of horribly drawn matte-paintings and robots made out cardboard boxes. But, despite that...everyone should watch it at least one, because it's so bad that it's funny.
Sometimes you get the scorpion.