And in related news, marshmellows are made out of 100% (do you really want me to say this? You know, there is a TRUST between the populace at large and the news media and... fine, FINE!), okay, marshmellows are made out of 100%... rat poison... That's right, rat poison...
*later*
Okay people, late breaking news. As it turns out, and you all are probably way ahead of me on this one, if you even are still watching us. As it turns out, there is no rat poison in marshmellows. That's right, no rat poison. We at CBS apologize for... you know what? Why am I apologizing? I'm not the one writing this karp! That's it! I'm outta here! I'd rather work for The Onion than this stupid... *storms off camera*
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Dark Jaguar Wrote:And in related news, marshmellows are made out of 100% (do you really want me to say this? You know, there is a TRUST between the populace at large and the news media and... fine, FINE!), okay, marshmellows are made out of 100%... rat poison... That's right, rat poison...
*later*
Okay people, late breaking news. As it turns out, and you all are probably way ahead of me on this one, if you even are still watching us. As it turns out, there is no rat poison in marshmellows. That's right, no rat poison. We at CBS apologize for... you know what? Why am I apologizing? I'm not the one writing this karp! That's it! I'm outta here! I'd rather work for The Onion than this stupid... *storms off camera*
You stole that from MADtv except you replaced "nerve gas" with "rat poison". Why?
Because I totally forgot what they said in the sketch!
It totally applies here though, so I went from memory as best as I could!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Mad TV isn't all that bad. They have some good sketches, like that one where they were making fun of Steven Seagal. It's about as good as SNL, maybe slightly worse.
Anyway, yeah the show is stupid most of the time, but I'll catch it on Comedy Central now and again during a funny sketch, and that one was funny. It was funny because you CAN'T TRUST THE MEDIA ANY MORE! They ACTUALLY try advertising that they have "The most entertaining news"! When you strive to keep your news from being boring, you aren't telling the truth any more! NEWS FLASH! The real world can be BORING, a LOT!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Honestly I don't watch Saturday Night Live that often either (which I'm almost certain SNL stands for). Either way, it's only every now and then that a truly funny scene comes out of those shows.
Now, for a funny sketch comedy show, watch Kids in the Hall. That show is frickin' hilarious!
...YOU are the enemy of IMAGINATION!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Yay for the Mad TV haters! I seriously feel like beating the hell out of each and every one of those Mad TV "comedians" every time I see that stupid show on tv. And it's not the good kind of stupid like Aqua Teen, it's the retarded "haha we think we're funny because we're stupid and stupid is always funny!" type of stupid. Just plain stupid.
Now Mr. Show, that is a fucking hilarious sketch comedy. Kids in the Hall is also good.
Yes, Mr. Show is awesome. One of my favorite sketches was the one with Ronnie Dobbs getting arrested in all 50 states and then he gets arrested in space! That was hilarious! :D
Mr. Show? Never heard of that, what channel is that on?
And Mad TV ought to scare you. Generally, they are just crude or use pop culture jokes, and that's just not funny. But hey, everyone gets lucky now and again, and so it shall be with my God cancker!
"On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
Star Wars > Arnold > Pie > A brick > A kick in the head > Manos the Hands of Fate sans MST3K commentary > Rotten cheese > Getting sucked into a black hole and then being transported to Hell or where ever it is the bad goes went to in that movie "The Black Hole" > Hillary
They had these documents that miraculously proved everything CBS has been trying to find evidence to prove against Bush for like 6 years. Then it turn out that the documents were false, but CBS stands behind the charges...even though their evidence turned out to be completely false.
Btw, the documents were about Bush's guard service record.
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