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    #1
    23rd September 2004, 12:28 PM
    Arthur: ...who?

    Me: :crap:
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    #2
    23rd September 2004, 6:26 PM
    Yay! Happy birthday, person who never posts!
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    #3
    24th September 2004, 2:22 PM
    If I had a nickel for every person here who didn't post... I'd have quite a few nickels.
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    #4
    24th September 2004, 2:28 PM
    <embed src="http://www.eviltrailmix.com/extra/bob.swf" width="550" height="400" quality="best" play="true">
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #5
    24th September 2004, 4:11 PM
    Weee!
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    #6
    24th September 2004, 8:17 PM
    All right I give up! What's with all the fucking "Arthur" shit!?
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    #7
    25th September 2004, 5:32 AM
    Arthur: I just keep popping up in random posts for no reason.

    Geno: Hey, how'd he get in my post?

    Arthur: You felt like putting me here.

    Geno: Oh.
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    #8
    25th September 2004, 8:13 AM
    Haha, Darunia will never know the secret of Arthur!!
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    #9
    25th September 2004, 6:02 PM
    *Goron Imperial Commandos smash into OB1's chamber one night, and abduct him. He wakes up shackled and brutally beaten, hanging upside down in a dark stone chamber, deep beneath the Earth...clad in chains.*

    *The heavy creak of a door...in steps Darunia*

    WHO IS ARTHUR!?
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    #10
    25th September 2004, 6:33 PM
    You ARE aware that that's an action figure, right? I mean, OB1 looks nothing like Obi-Wan.

    Arthur is legendary King of Atlantis, City of Mars.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #11
    25th September 2004, 7:14 PM
    Arthur: Darunia, you're so weird!
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    #12
    26th September 2004, 4:47 AM
    You sthilly goosthe...
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    #13
    26th September 2004, 3:17 PM
    Arthur: I wish I had some pie right now...
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    #14
    26th September 2004, 3:21 PM
    Me: Hey arthur, what good have you ever done for the world?

    Arthur: Does that time I tied a group of handicapped kids' wheelchairs to a schoolbus count?

    Me: Oh, Arthur. :hmm:
    <font size='-2'>ANIMATION CENTRAL ALL ANIMATIONS HAVE TO GO!</font>
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    #15
    26th September 2004, 5:45 PM
    GR: Arthur! Putting sticks in the wheels of handicapped people's wheelchairs while they're riding down the sidewalk isn't a very nice things to do!

    Arthur: It's not?

    GR: No!

    Arthur: Then how come Hitler did it all the time?!

    GR: ...

    Arthur: Oh yeah...

    GR: ...

    Arthur: That music that keeps playing is neat.

    GR: Yeah. Yeah, I quite like it myself.

    Arthur: :far-out:
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    #16
    26th September 2004, 6:31 PM
    Arthur: I'm a panda bear!

    Geno: No you're not.

    Arthur: Okay.
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    #17
    27th September 2004, 12:29 PM
    Arthur: The cheese is melting the spores off my anabolic steriod-enhanced clovers!!

    GR: What the heck are you talking about?

    Arthur: ...Phh...lumber.

    GR: Lumber?

    Arthur: No.

    GR: What then?

    Arthur: You know how sometimes people say things without meaning them when they're really trying to say something else?

    GR: Yeah.

    Arthur: The whales of my stomach are good for chicken. Sidewalk patties. Sprong mctonkle. Arospiajdslkfdasa.

    GR: Are you alright?

    Arthur: Yeah.
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    #18
    27th September 2004, 1:32 PM
    Guillaume: Arthur sucks! A pox on Arthur!

    Darunia: You said it, buddy---I don't what the big deal is with this Arthur jackass; but the hoi polloi all seem to think he's quite 'ill, yo."

    Guillaume: Yea--I mean, I can say stupid, silly things too, to be funny!

    Darunia: Example, my boy?

    Guillaume: My dog has no nose!

    Darunia: R-Really? How does it smell, then?

    Guillaume: AWFUL!



    Haha
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    #19
    27th September 2004, 1:51 PM
    Arthur: Guillaume, you fat lady! I won't take insults like that sitting down! *stands up* Okay now you can't insult me.

    Guillaume: Sorry, I'm all out.

    Arthur: Gah! And I was working on some snappy come-backs too!

    Guillaume: So...nice weather we're having isn't it?

    Arthur: I wish! The pants of my father are rife with the smell of the salmon!

    Guillaume: Lots of rain?

    Arthur: No, he just fell in a lake. A lake of boiling fire from the pit of Mount Doom!

    Guillaume: Neat.
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    #20
    28th September 2004, 8:38 AM
    Max: Hey--don't forget about me! I'm the OTHER newbie around here! Flowers
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    #21
    28th September 2004, 9:13 AM
    Tammy: Not anymore! Step aside! I'm the new imaginary friend around here! *chugs down a whole 4' tall glass of beer* SOMEBODY HERE GET ME SOME MORE ALCOHOL BEFORE I START BREAKING THINGS! C'MON, I AIN'T GETTIN' ANY YOUNGER HERE!

    Geno: ... Why's everyone looking at me? I didn't bring her here!
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    #22
    28th September 2004, 2:00 PM
    Arthur: Tammy frightens me...
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    #23
    28th September 2004, 2:04 PM
    Arthur: She frightens me too.

    Geno: That was you who said that.

    Arthur: Oh... well, at least I can relate to myself... right?

    Geno: .........I guess.

    Tammy: WILL YOU SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET ME SOME MORE GODDAMN BEER?!
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    #24
    28th September 2004, 2:30 PM
    Geno: She frightens me too.

    Arthur: Dude, we already went through this once.

    Geno: Did we? *looks up* Oh.

    Arthur: I wish I had some taffy right now...

    Geno: Like salt-water taffy?

    Arthur: No, the fresh-water kind. I can't stand all that salt.

    Geno: ...

    Arthur: What? I can't help it if I'm lactose-intolerant.

    Geno: That means you can't drink milk.

    Arthur: Well...I can! *drink milk* *gets really sick* I knew I was lactose-intolerant!!
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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