~Lois - "Stewie, why don't you play in the other room"
Stewie -"Why don't you burn in hell?!?!"
Lois - "Well, no dessert for you young man"~
~Stewie: Damn you vile woman, you've impeded my work since the day I escaped your vile womb!~
~Peter Griffin: Oh, you people can kiss the fattest part of my ass!~
~[While trying to potty-train Stewie]
Peter Griffin: Maybe you don't have to pee. I'll just give you some beer, it'll run right through you.
Stewie: Beautiful. And while we're at it we can light up a dubey and watch porn!
Peter Griffin: Rea...Really?~
...PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHERS SHOOTING CANDY CORN OUT OF THEIR NOSE WHILE TRAINING TO BE SECRET AGENTS IN THE REPUBLIC OF RWANDA DURING A HAILSTORM FROM THE MOONS OF PLUTO AND WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PANTS!!!
