Nintendo opens new development facility

[Great Rumbler]

Bolstering its commitment to create diverse and innovative video game content for its hardware systems, Nintendo yesterday announced it is expanding internal development resources by establishing a new research and development facility in Tokyo. The new Tokyo facility will develop unique games for Nintendo’s hardware platforms, adding to the depth and breath of Nintendo’s first-party game library. Additional details about the facility, including when it will open, will be announced in the coming months.

More games certaintly isn't a bad thing.

Planet Gamecube

[OB1]

Perhaps they used some of that Rare money for this?

Or did they spend all of that on hookers for Yamauchi...

[A Black Falcon]

Good news... wonder when we'll get games from them...

[Great Rumbler]

I wouldn't expect any games from them for at least a year and a half to two years.

I wonder what kind of games they'll work on?

[OB1]

I bet their first games are going to be for the next Nintendo console.

[Great Rumbler]

That would make sense.

[OB1]

Or maybe this new development facility will be devoted to making robot-whores. They didn't say that it was a game development facility, right? Right?


just play along

[Great Rumbler]

Originally posted by OB1
Or maybe this new development facility will be devoted to making robot-whores. They didn't say that it was a game development facility, right? Right?


just play along

Uh...okay.

Yes, that must be what the development facility is for!

[OB1]

...

now they won't believe us!

[Great Rumbler]

Originally posted by OB1
...

now they won't believe us!

Oh...sorry.

[Sacred Jellybean]

...can I buy a robot whore? That looks like Thora Birch?

[OB1]

Yyy... no.

[big guy]

but it did say they were making games

*gets tazered from behind*

i mean, robot whores...did i say games? i meant robot whores.

[OB1]

Here's a picture of one of the prototypes (damn those guys are fast!):

[big guy]

that's the most horrible thing i've ever seen...

[alien space marine]

Thats a poor man Sex toy.

[Great Rumbler]

Hahaha! What the heck is that?! :D

[big guy]

a real poor mans sex toy is his hand...that's just creepy.

[OB1]

I was looking for "Robot Whore" on google and this is what I found. Scary, huh?

[Great Rumbler]

This site is wrong. Very wrong. If you value your sanity please, for the love of God, do not enter.

[OB1]

Hahahaha! I can't believe that's real!

[big guy]

that's great...damn adult check...i wanna see what thet's about. i mean, i'm old enough, i just don't wanna get one of those accounts.