24th December 2009, 7:42 PM
It was 2009 years ago this very night, you climbed your way out of a poor girl named Mary's, slimy sheep ridden vagina to bring 2000 years of peace, and 9 years of utter misery. The crap you built out of wood Jesus, brought joy to Sheppard's everywhere, and the resulting dysentery ended there miserable lives quickly.
May the force be with you God, you and may Yoda bless your medicloren count.
May the force be with you God, you and may Yoda bless your medicloren count.