Klingon Imperial Ministry of Propaganda

[Weltall]

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Toven: translate this shit plz

[alien space marine]

Could be a teaser to Startrek online

[lazyfatbum]

Klingons as white supremest Russian anime?

The fuck.

One thing i'd love to see in Star Trek is the whole change in the Klingon which was rumored to be from a moon explosion. One of the creators touched on it as part of the Klingon alteration from original ST to ST:NG. Most notably, the ribbed for her pleasure foreheads.

[alien space marine]

The smooth headed Klingon's came from a disease, It was revealed in enterprise season 4, It had taken until the TOS films for the Klingon's to get their ridged foreheads back.

Originally the Klingon's were analogous to the USSR , Later they modified them to be space Samurais crossed with outlaw bikers. There is a "Klingon" subculture of trekies that dress up in customs and take language courses in Klingonese, A fan translated the Bible and shakespears plays into Klingon.

[lazyfatbum]

AS FAR AS I UNDERSTAND, THEY WERE MORE OH GOD, MY CAPS BUTTON IS STUCK....

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE WITH A RESPONSE TO YOUR POST.

THAT'S RIGHT! BUT RUSSIA WAS ONLY ONE OF THE CULTURES THEY WERE ICONICALLY PORTRAYING, THERE WAS A LOT OF ASIAN INFLUENCE AS WELL AND HAD A DECIDEDLY "GENGHIS KHAN' LOOK TO THEM. THEY DIDN'T REPRESENT A CERTAIN COUNTRY SO MUCH AS THEY REPRESENTED AN IDEAL: RAW DETERMINATION AND BRUTE FORCE. LATER IN NEXT GEN, THEY HAD EVEN MORE OF A SAMURAI APPEAL AND LESS MANCHURIAN, BUT THEY STILL TAKE THE ROLE OF BEING THE PROVERBIAL WAR MONGERS.

FOR JUST 4 PAYMENTS OF 19.95

[Dark Jaguar]

I just need to know what the heck was going on with that bartender in Next Generation. Why the hell was Q afraid of her?

[etoven]

Toven: translate this shit plz

It's simple, the Klingon empire will eat the heart of all it's enemies including the mighty Federation, something about fucking your uncles corps with honor using a targs penis, and you all will die, especially the Russians, because they were the first to piss off Galron, head of the Klingon High Counsel.

Seriously Ryan this is beginners stuff, gaush!!!

[etoven]

I just need to know what the heck was going on with that bartender in Next Generation. Why the hell was Q afraid of her?

Sadly, it was never one of the story lines they ever finished. :(

[alien space marine]

I just need to know what the heck was going on with that bartender in Next Generation. Why the hell was Q afraid of her?

She threatened to make sister act 3 , Q has a morbid fear of nuns.

[alien space marine]

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Toven: translate this shit plz

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Here is the video with English translated subtitles.

It confirms things I had already spotted, It had Imperial Turkish and communist Chinese elements to it.

[etoven]

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