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    #1
    5th March 2009, 8:04 PM
    So I got woken up at 8:00 in the AM the other day, and some Mormons were at the door and they hand me a picture of Ob1 and tell me to worship him and then leave.

    See below....
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    #2
    6th March 2009, 10:38 AM
    He reminds us all that these are not the droids we're looking for.

    Move along.
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    6th March 2009, 11:12 PM
    It is probaily no surprise that people hate Mormons and Jehovah witness, Arriving at 8.00 am is abuse plain and simple.

    I suppose the goal is to catch you with your faculties down :p , So you can be more easily swept by the Jedi mind control powers.

    I ask the mormons this, How can I take a religion seriously that has a 18th century all american "prophet" who started his ministry after an encounter in the woods by an angel whose name is spelled "moron" although pronounced "moronei", This Yankee Prophet received golden plates that nobody else saw and translated these so called lost gospels of Jesus with seer stones while putting his head inside a top hat!!

    Not to mention this "lost gospel" reads like a hack attempt to mimic the King James bible.

    If you do read it, You will learn that the native americans were originally Caucasian looking Jews who came to America by sea from the middle east and that the garden of Eden is in Jackson County, Missouri.

    Mark Twain's review of the LDS tome is actually quite amusing.
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    7th March 2009, 12:33 AM
    Well one thing I would believe is that the first instinctual sibling night o'passion with a snake watching was in Jackson County, Missouri.

    Native Americans have big noses though. And Mel Brooks DID play a convincing yetish speaking Apache. Paint a Jew red and you got an indian. This requires years of research.
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    7th March 2009, 12:52 AM
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