The Salem Avalanche

[etoven]

<IMG SRC="http://www.tovennet.net/media_server%5Casucks2.png" ALIGN="LEFT"> I just noticed my 3rd article in the paper to the tune, "Salem Avalanche almost wins, but blows it at the last minute".

Ive really lost all confidence in my home team. There is so much team spirit here, people come out and watch every game, cheer like crazy when the ball is hit, and boo the other team when some one is struck out. We just need to face it.... Our team sucks, they need to fire the lead coach and get some one who knows what their doing. But thats never going to happen if we keep on supporting these idiots.

The Salem Avalanche's are like that adorable mentally challenged kid on "All In the Family" who scrapes his knees while trying to ride his bike, you just want to "tell them its ok.... You'll do better next time".

[Fittisize]

Hooray for single A baseball

[A Black Falcon]

Portland (Maine) has a AA team, we've often gone to one game each year... it's above AA, but the players still make lots of mistakes compared to major-league play. It's fun to watch, though... :)

[Weltall]

Leave it to Toven to make an entire god damn forum about fucking Salem.

Their baseball team exists as an example of how much the rest of the city needs to be erased from the face of the earth.