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    Tendo City Tendo City: Metropolitan District Den of the Philociraptor Sick of the Internet

    Poll: Sick of the Internet?
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    Yes. If I see another LOLcat I'm going to kill OB1
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    The Internet is for Porn and little else, death to OB1
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    I just wanted to cast my vote for the murder of OB1
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    Sick of the Internet
    lazyfatbum
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    #1
    13th January 2008, 5:55 AM
    I've been jacked in to the webs and i've jacked off to the webs for some time now and something happened.

    am hate for with the interwebs.

    Who's with me.
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    Dark Jaguar
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    #2
    13th January 2008, 7:24 AM
    No one. The internet is my new reality, and your's! Accept reality (the internet) and love it, and thus love yourself.

    Don't love most of the people on the net though. They smell of cheese.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    Great Rumbler
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    #3
    13th January 2008, 9:20 AM
    The internet is the next step in human evolution. Accept your fate or be destroyed.
    Sometimes you get the scorpion.
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    A Black Falcon
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    #4
    13th January 2008, 10:58 AM
    The internet is life.
    My Games Collection (Always Updated) My Webpage!
    Currently Playing: Various Stuff
    [Image: logo_bos_79x76.jpg]
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    Dark Jaguar
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    #5
    13th January 2008, 7:54 PM
    All I'm really saying is living in a biological system was just a huge mistake on life's part. The internet is just a correction of it.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #6
    13th January 2008, 10:30 PM
    For your consideration:

    <object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eLk-3Xm0RtY&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eLk-3Xm0RtY&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>
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    #7
    13th January 2008, 11:30 PM
    Not enough data to provide a meaningful answer.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #8
    14th January 2008, 11:40 AM
    A point of notice: Every single online video of someone demonstrating some sort of computer/video game thing where they feel the need to talk starts out with the word "okay".
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #9
    12th February 2008, 11:09 PM
    ....so who's going to fess up and say they went in and tacked on 5000 votes? :D

    However, that makes it more than official! The internet sucks kont and causes cancer. Also it is with great pleasure that I announce OB1's death at 1:15 AM outside a Burger King just moments ago. His last words were "I just bought these shoes dammit". And I haven't told the Croation government nor his parents. For the record, he died because I saw this 30 minutes prior to his demise:

    <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/01/15/funny-pictures-you-lied-to-me/"><img src="http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/funny-pictures-angry-cat-snow.jpg" alt="funny pictures" /></a><br />moar <a href="http://icanhascheezburger.com">humorous pics</a>
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    #10
    13th February 2008, 12:29 AM
    That picture are great.
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #11
    7th March 2008, 3:27 AM
    lazy realizes the truth of it.

    <img src="http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/images/dilbert2008048898307.gif">
    "On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], 'Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?' I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." ~ Charles Babbage (1791-1871)
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    #12
    7th March 2008, 3:35 AM
    Yes. :crap:

    There could also be an underlining iconic reference to it all.
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