The aggressively passive thread!

[Dark Jaguar]

We NEED to make peace now. Is my meaning absolutely CLEAR to you?

[Geno]

Dammit, I AGREE with you! We NEED to sit around and smoke pot all day while PROTESTING the war!

[Sacred Jellybean]

Holy CHRIST you guys don't know how to roll a fucking joint! Give me that paper. NO!! Hand it over a SECOND time, this time more politely.

[Geno]

*hears a knock on the door* OH SHIT! THAT'S PROBABLY THE COPS! Dude, I told you not to tell anyone that we were toking! Now they've called the cops! All I wanted was for us to get along and just smoke some fucking pot and you had to go and RUIN EVERYTHING! Just some time to relax and forget all our cares and get along and shit, AND NOW THIS--oh, nevermind, it's just the pizza man. *takes the pizza* Now let's sit down and eat this pizza LIKE A CIVILIZED BUNCH OF PEOPLE! I MEAN IT!