!Battle of the Hollywood Babes!

[Darunia]

As we all know, the eternal sapphic struggle bewteen the world's hottest girls inevitably boils down to this:

Natalie Portman v. Rosamund Pike.


Natalie has the brains, and charms of a next-door neighbor girl--but don't let that perturb you, she's dazzlingly beautiful too! You'll all know her from the dismal Prequels trilogy.

Pike is all-beauty, and has a dignified, up-standing sort of sociable charm. You know her from Die Another Day and the Doom movie.

Discuss who's better!

[Weltall]

Helen Hunt.

[Great Rumbler]

Ingrid Bergman.

[Smoke]

Helen Hunt.

[Weltall]

Fuck you.

=)

[Geno]

Helen Hunt.

Well who didn't see that coming? :D

[Darunia]

*Buzzer beeps*

Oh, I'm so sorry but we're out of time!

*Reads from a card*

And the answer we were looking for is Natalie Portman---Natalie Portman.

[Smoke]

[Darunia]

My God, how can anyone deny that she's the prettiest thing ever to have evolved from a monkey? Huh? I dare someone---A GORON DARE---to post a picture of anyone with a prettier face than that.

Not with a bigger bust, mind you, but a prettier face.

*Folds arms confidently with a smug face*

BTW, her and I, we're engaged to be wed. You're all invited. Except for Lazy.

[Geno]

That would be most good, Darunia! Most good!

/Winona Ryder spoof on Family Guy. I lawled.