*Weltall receives a birthday card from Darunia in the mail*
Weltall: For me? Darunia--that old rascal! Haha!
*Weltall opens the card, to see that it contains nothing but a generic Hallmark 'Happy birthday" slogan, and a folded bill for the $2.99 spent on the card.*
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