Twilight Princess?

[OB1]

Could be fake, so don't get your hopes up:




The name is alright, I think. And it makes sense, since the princess looks to have a larger role this time around, and the whole twilight thing might mean that she turns into a werewolf at night... or something.

But the most exciting part? 2D Metroid!!

I hope this is real.


P.S. Battalion Wars is the new name for Advance Wars GC.

[Great Rumbler]

Remember how we got burned last year with the fake E3 pamphlet? Hopefully that's not the case here, though.

It's a pretty good list if its real.

[OB1]

Hahaha, I just noticed that it says 2006 lineup. Totally fake.

[Great Rumbler]

It never hurts to skeptical.

[OB1]

Fuuuuck. I really want a 2D Metroid game on the DS.

[Great Rumbler]

All hope is not lost.

[OB1]

I think it is...

[Great Rumbler]

:(

[A Black Falcon]

Fake. The next GBA Fire Emblem game is coming out THIS year... in just a month or two, I believe.

[OB1]

Thank you for repeating something that I posted over an hour ago.

[Dark Jaguar]

It's not real (unless it is, in which case I will take back this statement), but twilight means THIS. She shuns both the light and the dark. She is a Nobody.

[OB1]

twi-light

The time of the day when the sun is just below the horizon, especially the period between sunset and dark.

[OB1]

Stolen from GAF:

[Dark Jaguar]

...

Yes OB1.

Here's another one for you.

sym·bol·ism

The practice of representing things by means of symbols or of attributing symbolic meanings or significance to objects, events, or relationships.

OR

Revelation or suggestion of intangible conditions or truths by artistic invention.

So, twilight is that time when it's neither day or night, but sorta not quite either.

But, she shall reveal that she is not twilight, the uncertain place between light and dark that will end in shadow, but rather the Dawn.

[OB1]

How does that contradict what I said. You said that twilight was only one thing, and I posted another definition. Use some logic every once in a while, DJ. You're saying that your definition is the right one based on some concept you made up about a title that is most likely fake.

[OB1]

Hmm, some gaming site editors over at the gaming-age forums aren't calling this a fake. They aren't confirming it, either, but it sounds like it might be real, with the 2006 thing being a typo. If so... awesome.

[A Black Falcon]

Let's hope that that's the case... that is a nice list... though it would be nice to see a few more GC titles.

[Dark Jaguar]

Woah...

Me: *is kidding around with the name in a way that should be immediatly obvious, and is assuming OB1 is doing the same thing, assumes there is just some amusing talk going back and forth*

OB1: *suddenly insults DJ proving he actually took me seriously*

[Smoke]

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

...

[OB1]

Woah...

Me: *is kidding around with the name in a way that should be immediatly obvious, and is assuming OB1 is doing the same thing, assumes there is just some amusing talk going back and forth*

OB1: *suddenly insults DJ proving he actually took me seriously*

[OB1]

Looks like the scan is real!



So I can only assume that 2006 is just a typo.

But WOO! New 2D Metroid!!

[Great Rumbler]

A new Game Informer this early in the month?

[Smoke]

It's real. That's Gears of War on the cover.

[OB1]

I wonder why they listed all of that as 2006 though...

[Smoke]

Stupidity? It's Game Informer after all. ;)

[OB1]

Yeah...

[lazyfatbum]

Just to be safe, i'm going to assume two things:

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're Animaniacs

And it's quite possible that Zelda... will get delayed to 2006. It's possible. And... that title... totally eats penis. Like... a gay man... wearing a sign around his neck that says "I lick penis because I am hardcore gay and I sex men. So gay. Really gay here. Yup, big fag. Wow, I am gay."

Totally insaney
Pinky and the Brainy
Animaniacs

[OB1]

I highly doubt that Zelda will get delayed to 2006. It was a typo. It has to be. They also listed Donkey Konga 2 which came out already, and Fire Emblem: TSS which comes out later this month. It has to be a typo. Or GI is simply retarded.

[lazyfatbum]

Game Misinformer.

[Great Rumbler]

I have a subscription to Game Informer, but only because it came free with a Gamestop discount card.

[Paco]

That better not be the real name.

[lazyfatbum]

i'm still going to play it safe and assume Zelda will get a push to '06.

I also really want the title to not be Twilight Princess.

[OB1]

I'll bet my GC that Zelda remains a 2005 title. Nintendo has been very good about keeping release dates this gen.

[Smoke]

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Hero

or

The Legend of Zelda: Twilight of the World

[A Black Falcon]

"Twilight Hero" means something different from "Twilight Princess", though...

[Smoke]

I know but Twilight Princess sucks. :p

[OB1]

I only think the acronym is dumb. The title itself is fine, as long as you're secure enough in your masculinity to not mind a Zelda title with the word "princess" in it. ;)


Ok so it sounds like a Barbie game. Who cares? The logo is hot!

[Laser Link]

The logo is hot!

So is the princess!



Hahahahahahaha!

[OB1]

Haha, indeed.

[Great Rumbler]

Uh oh!

[Dark Jaguar]

I actually loved the name of this game from the start.

[lazyfatbum]

Well having beat it I must eat my own penis and bow to the awesomenessity of the title Twilight Princess.

[Sacred Jellybean]

Does it have the 2nd quest with scrambled dungeons?

[Great Rumbler]

Probably not!

[Dark Jaguar]

And a redone overworld? Zelda 1 didn't just scramble the dungeons, it scrambled the overworld.